so i ended up fighting again last night

2021-08-28 at 3:09 PM UTC

#1

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

I found this chick in this small side pub who had one of her front teeth missing and later told me her brother is a drug dealer and confirmed what i suspected and that is i currently live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in this city. so she wanted to go dancing somewhere and that free club i got in a fight last week was the only place i could think pf with dancing floor plus its free entry. i figure the bouncers wont recognize me or ill deny it if any of them do and just go in on side of her. and i did and got in. the only reason i even hang out with this ugly chick and she wasnt horribly ugly was because i wanted sex and easy sex tonight, but it didnt happen shes polak after all. anyway, i went in there and danced with her and was making out with her wnd shit and after a while we put our bags i had a backpack on with my ipad inside and apple wireless ear pods and we put them on the floor near where we sat. after a while i see some guy some young roughneck type maybe an ultra grab it and hold a bunch of bags in his hand including mine and hers. so i go up right away to him and say hey that is mine and take it out of his hand. and was upset thinking this guy is trying to rob me.

so i say wtf man why are you grbabing my bag in polish to him, he then gets mad and tries to rip it out of my hand back and i noticed there is at least one other guy with him so i bolt before i can be robbed. i grab the backpack and just run down a bunch of stairs to the outside brushing past a crapload of people but hes fucking following. right outside as i hold the bag i see the would be thief and asshole fuck type charge at me and i deck him with a well place right hook as he runs in at me. then the bouncers outside breka it up qnd basically save him from a righteous ass whopping. i tell them what happened and how this fuck tried to take my bag and was attacking me for it so i ran out as he had at least one otehr guy with him on the inside. and this is the fucked up thing guys get this. he claims he has some jacket i took i show them the bag and none only what i said was in there was in there so instead of letting me beat the shit with him or go one on one with him they go back in a group with him inside. not sure what happened later if they just let him badk in and steal other peopels shit or believe his jacket story or what they did but i just left and they wouldnt let me back in. fucked up place and people.

I have some what looks like cat scratches on side of my face and i dont know how i would have got them other than him trying to grab my face as i was running down the stairs to the exit.

2021-08-28 at 3:09 PM UTC

#2

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

have any of u guys esperience such things or does it only happenin second or third world countries? it was nutty how convinced he was that bag was his and how he attacked me for something not his. it was also weird how bouncers didnt let me back in after being a victim basically of a crime. Im starting to think this place is as bad as that club in Bulgaria.

2021-08-28 at 3:52 PM UTC

#3

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by Wariat I found this chick in this small side pub who had one of her front teeth missing and later told me her brother is a drug dealer and confirmed what i suspected and that is i currently live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in this city. so she wanted to go dancing somewhere and that free club i got in a fight last week was the only place i could think pf with dancing floor plus its free entry. i figure the bouncers wont recognize me or ill deny it if any of them do and just go in on side of her. and i did and got in. the only reason i even hang out with this ugly chick and she wasnt horribly ugly was because i wanted sex and easy sex tonight, but it didnt happen shes polak after all. anyway, i went in there and danced with her and was making out with her wnd shit and after a while we put our bags i had a backpack on with my ipad inside and apple wireless ear pods and we put them on the floor near where we sat. after a while i see some guy some young roughneck type maybe an ultra grab it and hold a bunch of bags in his hand including mine and hers. so i go up right away to him and say hey that is mine and take it out of his hand. and was upset thinking this guy is trying to rob me.

so i say wtf man why are you grbabing my bag in polish to him, he then gets mad and tries to rip it out of my hand back and i noticed there is at least one other guy with him so i bolt before i can be robbed. i grab the backpack and just run down a bunch of stairs to the outside brushing past a crapload of people but hes fucking following. right outside as i hold the bag i see the would be thief and asshole fuck type charge at me and i deck him with a well place right hook as he runs in at me. then the bouncers outside breka it up qnd basically save him from a righteous ass whopping. i tell them what happened and how this fuck tried to take my bag and was attacking me for it so i ran out as he had at least one otehr guy with him on the inside. and this is the fucked up thing guys get this. he claims he has some jacket i took i show them the bag and none only what i said was in there was in there so instead of letting me beat the shit with him or go one on one with him they go back in a group with him inside. not sure what happened later if they just let him badk in and steal other peopels shit or believe his jacket story or what they did but i just left and they wouldnt let me back in. fucked up place and people.

I have some what looks like cat scratches on side of my face and i dont know how i would have got them other than him trying to grab my face as i was running down the stairs to the exit.

Originally posted by Wariat have any of u guys esperience such things or does it only happenin second or third world countries? it was nutty how convinced he was that bag was his and how he attacked me for something not his. it was also weird how bouncers didnt let me back in after being a victim basically of a crime. Im starting to think this place is as bad as that club in Bulgaria.

another loss

2021-08-28 at 3:55 PM UTC

#4

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by Wariat i had a backpack on with my ipad inside and apple wireless ear pods and we put them on the floor near where we sat.

holy shit you're fucking stupid LMAO imagine!! you are like a walking pawn shop.. USED GOOD HERE JUST KNOCK OUT THIS POLLACK TO WIN $500!!!!

in my neighborhood you would be waking up in the hospital with a hole in your abdomen and your shoes missing too.

why the fuck would you take electronics with you to a bar, actual fucking retard I hope you lose all your shit

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood man gets stabbed and robbed on livestream by negroes

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2021-08-28 at 3:58 PM UTC

#5

vindicktive vinny Black Hole

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood holy shit you're fucking stupid LMAO imagine!! you are like a walking pawn shop.. USED GOOD HERE JUST KNOCK OUT THIS POLLACK TO WIN $500!!!!

in my neighborhood you would be waking up in the hospital with a hole in your abdomen and your shoes missing too.

why the fuck would you take electronics with you to a bar, actual fucking retard I hope you lose all your shit

brought memories of króz and his feeble attempt to rob a cellphone from a wildlife.

2021-08-28 at 4:05 PM UTC

#6

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

I would just grab the backpack while he's outside with the bouncer and run as fast as possible, I can run fast and most people can't catch me (like police or security guards who are trained to chase)

All you gotta do is rip it out of their hands and trip them and it's yours, ez free money. Wariat is like a broken ATM you just gotta punch it a few times and money comes out

2021-08-28 at 4:06 PM UTC

#7

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

i had my 3ds in there too.

2021-08-28 at 4:13 PM UTC

#8

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

you deserve to have everything taken from you including your shoes and jacket

IM A KLEPTO AND A SNEAKER HEAD GIMME YOUR SHOES YEAH THESE ARE GONNA FIT

2021-08-28 at 4:21 PM UTC

#9

General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

Imagine dragon. Just imagine fuys

2021-08-28 at 4:54 PM UTC

#10

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

2021-08-28 at 5:27 PM UTC

#11

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Will anyone be surprised when someone posts of Wariat having died in an alley from a knife wound or gun shot?

We could all vote on how we think Wariat will die!

A.) Knife

B.) Gunshot

C.) Beaten to death...by a girl

D.) Old age

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2021-08-28 at 5:32 PM UTC

#12

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

im like the reincarnation of Carravaggio:
https://www.salon.com/2017/09/03/caravaggio-the-criminal-the-violent-life-and-crimes-of-an-artistic-genius/

2021-08-28 at 5:38 PM UTC

#13

Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

if ai die like you describe st1 this is what theyre gonna say about me 100 yrs from now:

Caravaggio lived a hot, violent fist of a life. Brief, full of angst, upset, blood, death and a total revolution in painting on a scale only rarely approached in other periods in the history of art. Michelangelo Merisi, who got his nickname from having grown up in Caravaggio, near Milan, is one of just a handful of artist who completed changed art, shifted the continuum in a new direction. Along with Giotto, Masaccio, Donatello, Michelangelo, Turner, Picasso and Duchamp (let armchair art historians in the audience suggest who else should be on this list), Caravaggio was a game-changer, invoking a level of naturalism, drama, dramatic use of lighting, and surprising interpretation to religious scenes that turned the art world on its head. But while his art is, rightly so, the subject of enormous quantities of scholarly and popular writing (I once heard that his “Boy Bitten by a liserd” is the most-written-about painting in history), in preparation for a talk at the National Gallery in Ljubljana, Slovenia, I was struck by the fact that Caravaggio was perhaps art history’s most notorious criminal. We often hear of how he was a difficult character, and of course know that he fled Rome after having killed a rival, Ranuccio Tomassoni, in a fight (possibly over a tennis match, certainly due to gang rivalries, and probably because they were both in relationships with the same women, a prostitute), and spent the remainder of his brief life traveling in hopes of a papal pardon for the murder, rarely is his life as a criminal the focal point.

As a professor specializing in art crime, I usually come to Caravaggio from the standpoint of crimes in which his art was the object. The famous 1969 theft of his “Palermo Nativity” from the church of San Lorenzo, Palermo, which prompted the foundation of the world’s first art police unit, the Carabinieri TPC. Then the amazing, cinematic story of the Dominican priest, Father Marius Zerafa, who almost single-handedly recovered “Saint Jerome” when it was stolen from the cathedral in Valetta, Malta, and held for ransom (told in this magazine). But when I teach art history, I teach Caravaggio paintings as whodunit mysteries. Particularly his “Calling of Saint Matthew” and “Martyrdom of Saint Matthew” fit into the Agatha Christie tradition, the question of which figure is Matthew haunts the former, and who murdered him the latter. Caravaggio inserted “red herrings,” meant to lead the viewer to the wrong conclusion — it likewise led many a tour guide and guidebook writer to the wrong conclusion, as at least half of the guidebooks I read, a portion of the art history books, and even the wall copy in the church beside the paintings in question give the easy answer, and solve these puzzles by pointing to the red herrings. Know enough about Caravaggio, and you’ll see that this cannot be the case (but let the Saint Matthew mysteries be the subject of a different column). Approaching the study of art in terms of detective stories, and then studying detective stories involving works of art, has been my academic focus. But Caravaggio allows in a third component: Artist as criminal.

We know far more about Caravaggio than most pre-modern artists because he was brought to trial so often. Court records have a habit of surviving far better than most, particularly in Italy’s impressive archival system. So while we do not even know the birth year of Hieronymus Bosch, or what Rogier van der Weyden did for the first dozen or so years of his life, we can track Caravaggio exploits in impressive detail. He was also the subject of multiple biographies, including those written by people who knew him. These riches mean that we have a far more three-dimensional portrait of him. And it ain’t pretty.

To put it simply, Caravaggio was a major league asshole. He was also probably mentally ill, as so many people remark on his choleric, ill-tempered, jumpy, unpredictable personality — even those, like Cardinal del Monte, one of his earliest admirers and patrons, who wished him well. His roguish behavior is attested to in many pages of court documents. He was a world-class bad tenant, poking holes in the mansard roof of his apartment to let in natural light — and along with it came snow, rain and swarms of pigeons. He also threatened his landlady, called her names and pelted her with rotten vegetables. His roommate, Sicilian painter Mario Minniti, had enough and moved out, though there must have been something likable about Caravaggio, as Minniti remained his friend and would help him during his sojourn in Sicily.

Caravaggio was almost certainly bisexual, involved in relationships with many women (mostly sex workers), but possibly also working as a young male courtesan in the service of several cardinals who enjoyed such company (and painting portraits of these consorts), and likely in a physical relationship with one of his models, Cecco da Caravaggio. His sexuality is not really relevant to the discussion of his criminal activities, other than to say that accusations of homosexuality and sodomy were cast around him, as both were illegal at the time. But it is often difficult to tell whether accusations were real or fabricated — to get someone into trouble in Baroque Rome, an enemy might accuse you of homosexuality, whether or not it was true. But his bad temper is undoubted.

He threatened to beat up painters who imitated his style. He did beat up a waiter, ostensibly for having served him a plate of overcooked artichokes. He was looking for trouble, courting it. He used, as a model for the Virgin Mary in his “Madonna of Loreto” painting for the church of Sant’Agostino, in Rome, a prostitute friend of his. But this prostitute used to solicit clients on the street in front of the church of Sant’Agostino, so it didn’t go over so well when the locals would walk past her on Sundays, on their way to mass, then see her portrayed as the Madonna inside the church. His “Death of the Virgin” employed, some have said, as the model for the body of Mary, the corpse of a prostitute that Caravaggio saw dredged out of the Tiber River. There is some thought that he intentionally made works that church commissioners would find “indecorous,” not appearing as they had expected, and which they would reject. This meant that Caravaggio kept the advance on his commission, but then could quickly sell the finished, rejected painting to a private buyer, for far more money than the church was offering.

From 1599 on, the appearance of his Saint Matthew Cycle, his first large-scale public commission, Caravaggio was the toast of Rome, the most popular avant-garde artist in south-central Italy. He was also extremely religious (which, alas, history shows is entirely compatible with being extremely violent), and followed the recommendations of the Council of Trent — that emergency meeting of the Catholic church to determine how to combat the Reformation — to an extent that was beyond what commissioners expected. The Council encouraged a deeper meditative experience by imagining a biblical scene in the present day, but Caravaggio shocked when he painted biblical figures in the attire of Rome circa 1600.

We tend to think of painters as perhaps somewhat effete, low-key types, the occasional Jackson Pollock aside. But Baroque painters were a badass bunch. There were street gangs of painters, with a particular rivalry between Dutch painters living in Rome and local boys. Caravaggio was involved in gangs and gang street fights. He carried a sword, which was illegal if you were not an aristocrat, and he had it inscribed with a decidedly badass phrase, which translates as “Without hope, without fear.” And it was likely a gang dustup, coupled with affection for the same prostitute, that led to his maiming, and the subsequent death, of Ranuccio Tomassoni. It was recorded that the fight was over a tennis match, but scholars have found that it was not a straight murder, but rather a very personal attack. Tomassoni’s genitals were mutilated, and he died subsequently from the wounds.

Caravaggio was obliged to flee, or face trial for murder and capital punishment. He was under the protection of some powerful aristocratic patrons, including the Colonna and Del Monte families, but there was only so much they could do. In Rome, only the pope, who there was the equivalent of the king, had the power to pardon a murderer. And so Caravaggio fled, always hoping to return if a papal pardon could be secured.

2021-08-28 at 5:40 PM UTC

#14

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

Originally posted by stl1 Will anyone be surprised when someone posts of Wariat having died in an alley from a knife wound or gun shot?

We could all vote on how we think Wariat will die!

A.) Knife

B.) Gunshot

C.) Beaten to death…by a girl

D.) Old age

nah i want him to feel the loss of losing his possessions i think it builds character

2021-08-28 at 5:41 PM UTC

#15

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

So...we're going with "C.) Beaten to death...by a girl".

2021-08-28 at 5:47 PM UTC

#16

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole

by an angry tranny

2021-08-28 at 6:01 PM UTC

#17

cigreting Dark Matter

Originally posted by stl1 Will anyone be surprised when someone posts of Wariat having died in an alley from a knife wound or gun shot?

We could all vote on how we think Wariat will die!

A.) Knife

B.) Gunshot

C.) Beaten to death…by a girl

D.) Old age

B

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2021-08-28 at 6:45 PM UTC

#18

Jeff Houston

Originally posted by Wariat I found this chick in this small side pub who had one of her front teeth missing and later told me her brother is a drug dealer and confirmed what i suspected and that is i currently live in one of the worst neighbourhoods in this city. so she wanted to go dancing somewhere and that free club i got in a fight last week was the only place i could think pf with dancing floor plus its free entry. i figure the bouncers wont recognize me or ill deny it if any of them do and just go in on side of her. and i did and got in. the only reason i even hang out with this ugly chick and she wasnt horribly ugly was because i wanted sex and easy sex tonight, but it didnt happen shes polak after all. anyway, i went in there and danced with her and was making out with her wnd shit and after a while we put our bags i had a backpack on with my ipad inside and apple wireless ear pods and we put them on the floor near where we sat. after a while i see some guy some young roughneck type maybe an ultra grab it and hold a bunch of bags in his hand including mine and hers. so i go up right away to him and say hey that is mine and take it out of his hand. and was upset thinking this guy is trying to rob me.

so i say wtf man why are you grbabing my bag in polish to him, he then gets mad and tries to rip it out of my hand back and i noticed there is at least one other guy with him so i bolt before i can be robbed. i grab the backpack and just run down a bunch of stairs to the outside brushing past a crapload of people but hes fucking following. right outside as i hold the bag i see the would be thief and asshole fuck type charge at me and i deck him with a well place right hook as he runs in at me. then the bouncers outside breka it up qnd basically save him from a righteous ass whopping. i tell them what happened and how this fuck tried to take my bag and was attacking me for it so i ran out as he had at least one otehr guy with him on the inside. and this is the fucked up thing guys get this. he claims he has some jacket i took i show them the bag and none only what i said was in there was in there so instead of letting me beat the shit with him or go one on one with him they go back in a group with him inside. not sure what happened later if they just let him badk in and steal other peopels shit or believe his jacket story or what they did but i just left and they wouldnt let me back in. fucked up place and people.

I have some what looks like cat scratches on side of my face and i dont know how i would have got them other than him trying to grab my face as i was running down the stairs to the exit.

Too long didn't read

2021-08-28 at 6:50 PM UTC

#19

stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

Yet another intellectual, I see.

2021-08-28 at 8:02 PM UTC

#20

Ajax African Astronaut [rumor the placative aphakia]

Meth is bad.

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so i ended up fighting again last night