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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lunch break..
  2. *swealters in attention*
  3. Originally posted by WellHung raping a negro that had the audacity to resist my sexual advances.

    Now his beautiful ebony motha is gonna wreck your innards with her massive strap-on and your innards will collapse as an outie-ochie prolapsed colon spasm.

    Then she will push your dented shit back in, causing an unfortunate but lollzy rip and you will die from sepsis setting in. But it will be caused more by the staph infection over a painful 3 months of ICU and finally the hospital will claim you as covid19 victim case #1,666,666

    You may board the bus now
  4. PS fuck u nigga @hungwell
  5. I've just decided it's going to be beans on well buttered toast for tea (dinner). I'll cut some extra sharp cheddar in the beans so it's extra thick and gooey.

    Empire building food.
  6. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've just decided it's going to be beans on well buttered toast for tea (dinner). I'll cut some extra sharp cheddar in the beans so it's extra thick and gooey.

    Empire building food.

    Superfooding it like an A^lpha dawg Paps? What type of beans?
  7. WellHung Black Hole
    This crazy bitch just interrogated me accusingly and then ran to get a police squad car cuz i came out from behind a building and proceeded to
    verbally tear her a new asshole, lol. She had a huge German sheperd with her, also, but thankfully the extreme heat had him sedated.
  8. Originally posted by WellHung Superfooding it like an A^lpha dawg Paps? What type of beans?

    The type that makes your pecker hard and your stools soft.
  9. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The type that makes your pecker hard and your stools soft.

    The type of beans that make Jack's beanstalk real big n nice, lol.
  10. Originally posted by WellHung The type of beans that make Jack's beanstalk real big n nice, lol.

    Fag.
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Just called and got my $32 deep dish pie from Lou malnati's comped because the driver left it on the bench.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Fag.

    it's gratifying to me that my post made u mad.
  13. Originally posted by WellHung Just called and got my $32 deep dish pie from Lou malnati's comped because the driver left it on the bench.

    Damn, a $32 pizza sounds good without even seeing it.
  14. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Damn, a $32 pizza sounds good without even seeing it.

    so does ur illegal mexican maid
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by WellHung so does ur illegal mexican maid

    Thumbsup...get you one.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    About to take a shower and then toke... :)
  17. Enjoying a pinch of Summer Harvest and about to raid the toilet roll supply at work.

  18. I Paid $15 for my pizza and i bet its much better
  19. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I Paid $15 for my pizza and i bet its much better

    We've seen your tuna melt...
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmG Sorry Trump is already out of office, you're obsessed, move on.

    Obama was in office back then, but a beautiful keynote on your part. Now that Biden back in, the creepy shit can go back on?
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