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Fona 8-24-2021

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Today wasn't too bad but nothing special.
    Nice long nap really got me feeling rested.
    So rested that I ran to the store.
    I started my Walmart trip looking for some finger nail clippers but there was this black guy in the isle so I just stood there acting like I was looking at deodorant and he immidiatly asked "Are you waiting on me to move?"
    I was taken off guard and proclaimed "No, Im just buying deodorant"
    So I got my deodorant I didn't need and started to scurry away when he asked this broad who was behind me.
    Later in the grocery isle I miraculously found my chicken wings that have been mysteriously absent for the last 6+ weeks.
    Then I looked at the price and my heart sank as I saw they went from $10 to $12.
    Then in the checkout line they rang up $15 dollars.
    I was confused and upset but I paid in anyways because I just wanted to go home.
    Once home I went to make chicken wings and I started counting how many there even were and Im pretty sure I paid damn near $1 per uncooked chicken wing.
    I feel so ripped off now.
    My cell phone got no service at work last night and still didn't earlier today when I was out and about.
    Im hoping it has something to do with resetting it without having any signal or wifi.
    Im trying to reset it now at home and hopefully it will connect to my carrier.
    Cooking my chicken wings now. Got to decide on what to have with them.
  2. #2
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    BOB EVANS MICROWAVABLE MASHED POTATOES.
    but they didn't have the loaded ones....
  3. #3
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
  4. #4
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I worked 5 hrs, made 500 bucks and had a 3 hr lunch and watched that video above
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Its not much but it will do.
  6. #6
    blaster master victim of incest
  7. #7
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    nigger, u need to paint,, fools are everywhere 100 an hr not uncommon and they pay with a smile
  8. #8
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    bid the job by brush hrs and roll and brush it in 20% of the time it takes to brush it
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