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My girlfriend won't shut the fuck up
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2021-08-24 at 12:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box bro you don't even know. I've got the perfect story for this terrible situation-
Went to a rave out on the hills overlooking the PCH with my gf at the time and our friends, I ended up scoring some really good acid for cheap ($5 a hit for some good shit, hard to beat except in bulk), along with some fairly clean E pills. Had an amazing candy flip, one of my most visually satisfying experiences was looking at my girlfriends face as one side of it turned into a cyborg and the other turned into a dryad.
But then I had to spend the entire like, 4AM-7AM post party experience at my friends apartment where his girlfriend and my girlfriend talked for hours about inane bullshit while he slept in his room comfortably by himself and I tried to create geometric structures to escape the hell called female conversation. It was a particular kind of purgatory. Looking back it I probably could have just left and walked around or something but we had already escaped the cops once and my nerves were fried and I didn't want to leave a safe spot. So it was just fucking hours of absolute bullshit going in and out of my ears. One of my best trips ruined by having to listen to women talk.
You could have went out in the yard and communicated with the mourning doves drinking copious amounts of Vitamin C to get a morning buzz on. -
2021-08-24 at 1:07 AM UTCEat her feces. Problem solved
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2021-08-24 at 1:18 AM UTCChloroform
Duct tape & a hammer will shut that bitch up -
2021-08-24 at 2:33 AM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 5:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG You're just an idiot bro.
No actually you are. You just went for a catchall phrase but did the exact same thing to me.
You posted about the girl in ND not long ago relating to the guy who put her into a coma.
But there is no prior link to the subject of an oven.
What could that mean, it's so vague. Like tell her to stop yapping and make me dinner or clean it. How would I know she should off herself. It's electric. Is she supposed to climb in, lock it and set it to self cleaning mode?
You're fucking lame. No wonder why your mom moved out on you -
2021-08-24 at 7:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready No actually you are. You just went for a catchall phrase but did the exact same thing to me.
You posted about the girl in ND not long ago relating to the guy who put her into a coma.
But there is no prior link to the subject of an oven.
What could that mean, it's so vague. Like tell her to stop yapping and make me dinner or clean it. How would I know she should off herself. It's electric. Is she supposed to climb in, lock it and set it to self cleaning mode?
You're fucking lame. No wonder why your mom moved out on you
ONCE AGAIN you're talking to a different person than you think you are. Lol even after I explained it to you ... SMH JUST SMH -
2021-08-24 at 11:21 AM UTCI feel like I'm toying with his sanity.
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2021-08-24 at 12 PM UTCthey vcall me spooooooon bendington
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2021-08-24 at 2:12 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 2:13 PM UTCDid you fire up the oven yet t2k1? The guy who killed the girl is on the loose.
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2021-08-24 at 4:30 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 4:48 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 4:56 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 4:59 PM UTCI thought we knew each other better than this.
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2021-08-24 at 5:01 PM UTCShhhh I'm only playing asshole cop. I know MMQ isn't really you...
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2021-08-24 at 5:02 PM UTCLet's get back to brass tacks and what your dad's email address is.
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2021-08-24 at 6:39 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 6:48 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 6:48 PM UTC
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2021-08-24 at 6:51 PM UTCthe man who killed is on the loose he's headed your way
