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~~space is the place~~
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2017-04-07 at 4:52 PM UTCwalking down the space street on acid and meth and pcp during twilight stumbling around like:
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2017-04-07 at 4:53 PM UTCwhen you're at the space bar hitting on a hot alien chick but then u realize u left your space laser pistol at home and your space enemy jus walked in
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2017-04-07 at 4:54 PM UTCwhen you and your friend have been smokin moon weed all night and you want a mars burger but ur on venus so u drive and halfway there your friend tells u he forgot his space wallet lol
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2017-04-07 at 4:57 PM UTCwhen u do a bunch of space pcp with some niggas from ZEBULON XANGRIA 779 and one of them suggests u go to WENGRIA 45 BLYMUTH and get some DUNH DUNH MUGRAHS
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2017-04-07 at 4:57 PM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 4:58 PM UTCwhen u take a girl from XIAXIANYU 445 out and she tells u she usually keeps ur race as a pet but u cute
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2017-04-07 at 4:59 PM UTCSorry, didn't embed, video is sun Ra anyway, good keyboard solo
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2017-04-07 at 4:59 PM UTCWhen you start work at the asteroid mining facility but you forgot your gravity emulating boots.
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2017-04-07 at 5:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie When you start work at the asteroid mining facility but you forgot your gravity emulating boots.
real talk tho that happened to my buddy XIA YU the 48th and he was sitting on a seesaw and someone jumped on the other end as a joke without realizing he didnt have his boots on and he floated into the space lol
luckily he was alright because he was wearing his personal atmosphere generating spacesuit and they were able to get a space tether out to him in time before his battery ran out but still...talk about a scary experience... -
2017-04-07 at 5:05 PM UTCwhen your in the space lounge with bougie space residents from many galaxies all chillin with ur martini all like:
and then u chattin up an orange girl from some otha galaxy and then u go home with her but she has 3 holes that could all plausibly be vaginas but u don't know which one to stick it in -
2017-04-07 at 5:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic real talk tho that happened to my buddy XIA YU the 48th and he was sitting on a seesaw and someone jumped on the other end as a joke without realizing he didnt have his boots on and he floated into the space lol
luckily he was alright because he was wearing his personal atmosphere generating spacesuit and they were able to get a space tether out to him in time before his battery ran out but still…talk about a scary experience…
This is why the inter-planetary federation has these safety guidelines. Did he get in trouble after that? -
2017-04-07 at 5:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic when your in the space lounge with bougie space residents from many galaxies all chillin with ur martini all like:
and then u chattin up an orange girl from some otha galaxy and then u go home with her but she has 3 holes that could all plausibly be vaginas but u don't know which one to stick it in
I'm not racist or anything but i tend to avoid intercourse with Xenos for this exact reason. -
2017-04-07 at 5:08 PM UTC
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2017-04-07 at 5:10 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie I'm not racist or anything but i tend to avoid intercourse with Xenos for this exact reason.
yea dude and it's such a touchy subject these days. like it doesn't make me a fuckin racist just because i don't know which hole your SPECIFIC race prefers it in. there's a difference between hating someone because of their race and just being legitimately confused as to which interspecies guidelines you should follow....like i'm just trying to be polite by asking, fuck
Xenos get all touchy about it too, like don't fuckin take it personally jesus christ. i'm just trying to get laid you know what i mean? -
2017-04-07 at 5:11 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic he had to do a couple days work in the xenon farms out by the XIAOYUAN galaxy where everything is red as punishment but all's well that ends well i suppose
Worst part of that is the distance, even with warp 9 it still takes your average space freighter about 9 months to get there. -
2017-04-07 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic yea dude and it's such a touchy subject these days. like it doesn't make me a fuckin racist just because i don't know which hole your SPECIFIC race prefers it in. there's a difference between hating someone because of their race and just being legitimately confused as to which interspecies guidelines you should follow….like i'm just trying to be polite by asking, fuck
Xenos get all touchy about it too, like don't fuckin take it personally jesus christ. i'm just trying to get laid you know what i mean?
Word from the galactic council is they even want prohibit saying "Jesus Christ" because it isn't considered inclusive to Xenos who might traditionally have different religious views. I mean that's cool and all but i don't freak my shit when Xenos say "Praise Zorg" nahmean? -
2017-04-07 at 5:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Worst part of that is the distance, even with warp 9 it still takes your average space freighter about 9 months to get there.
depends on where you're at...some of wormholes can get real backed up on spaceyears that end with 4 because all the fucking guanyuanglings are doing their little migration back towards the water planets but if you get lucky you can get in one of those new ones where the curve of spacetime has been smoothed softer than a baby xinxilla's skin and the guanyuanlings stay out because they cant stand the smell lol -
2017-04-07 at 5:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic depends on where you're at…some of wormholes can get real backed up on spaceyears that end with 4 because all the fucking guanyuanglings are doing their little migration back towards the water planets but if you get lucky you can get in one of those new ones where the curve of spacetime has been smoothed softer than a baby xinxilla's skin and the guanyuanlings stay out because they cant stand the smell lol
It's a good thing we grow xinxillas in vats these days or there would be a shortage. -
2017-04-07 at 5:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie It's a good thing we grow xinxillas in vats these days or there would be a shortage.
oh man dont even get me started on the topic of farming xinxillas lol
my old man used to work on one of the moons of XEYNGNAM on the hunting teams just slaughtering xinxillas by the thousands before we could farm them. they're easy to kill but still he'd come home with cuts on his arms every night from them biting him. they reproduce so fast its insane -
2017-04-07 at 6:11 PM UTCWHEN U IN THE CLUB AND ALL YOUR SPACE NIGGAS ARE THERE AND THE DJ PLAYS THAT NEW SPACE BANGER THATS BEEN OUT AND YOUR HOMIE GIVES YOU SOME LINES BUT U ALREADY DRUNK AND U FUCKED UP NOW
