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My girlfriend won't shut the fuck up
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2021-08-23 at 3:27 AM UTCWhat could you possibly not understand about that question ?
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2021-08-23 at 3:31 AM UTC
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2021-08-23 at 3:32 AM UTCWell you better go catch itThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2021-08-23 at 3:37 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I understand that you're confused and confusing to listen to. Go put things in your butt. that seems to make you happy
I forget that you don't have a sense of humor most of the time. That's my fault. I certainly wasn't gonna mention that burning her alive in your oven would eliminate the problem.
I will stop trying to get you to lighten up sir. Different wavelengths. -
2021-08-23 at 3:42 AM UTCPlease don't become a breeder. You're a disturbed little fuck, mmQ
also whatever happen to that kid who killed that girl. did they fry him yet -
2021-08-23 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Please don't become a breeder. You're a disturbed little fuck, mmQ
also whatever happen to that kid who killed that girl. did they fry him yet
I never planned on having kids. I like doing what I want when I want.
I am disturbed I suppose, in that I have an active imagination and it can certainly be dark. It's pretty healthy really.. many successful horror producers and authors think similarly. It's nothing to be concerned about unless I was actually carrying out my ideas in real life.
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2021-08-23 at 4:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I never planned on having kids. I like doing what I want when I want.
I am disturbed I suppose, in that I have an active imagination and it can certainly be dark. It's pretty healthy really.. many successful horror producers and authors think similarly. It's nothing to be concerned about unless I was actually carrying out my ideas in real life.
And no. They never got the guy that killed the girl.
Do you want to get a girlfriend at some point or are you too addicted to being a bachelor playboy pizzanaire? -
2021-08-23 at 4:14 AM UTCNesquik faggot: he was saying "why wouldn't you simply kill us in your oven?"
There. I dissected the joke for you. It's dead. Feel free to kill yourself and join it. -
2021-08-23 at 4:21 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmG Do you want to get a girlfriend at some point or are you too addicted to being a bachelor playboy pizzanaire?
The latter. I prefer living alone and frankly I've gotten quite used to it. I don't even really like the idea of always having to be around someone. I have a good balance of social life and personal life lately and at this point anyway, have no urge to seek out a girlfriend for relationship and sexual purposes.
I don't really even care about sex all that much, but if and when I do, I have my black book go tos.
The most important thing I need to do is get myself right, get my DUCKLINGS LINED UP WING TO WING, continue trying to improve my mental and physical health, and if my opinion changes at some point, I may certainly seek out a LIFE PARTNER, if it doesn't fall into my lap which things so often seem to do for me so TIME WILL TELL.
Thanks for asking.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-23 at 4:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ The latter. I prefer living alone and frankly I've gotten quite used to it. I don't even really like the idea of always having to be around someone. I have a good balance of social life and personal life lately and at this point anyway, have no urge to seek out a girlfriend for relationship and sexual purposes.
I don't really even care about sex all that much, but if and when I do, I have my black book go tos.
The most important thing I need to do is get myself right, get my DUCKLINGS LINED UP WING TO WING, continue trying to improve my mental and physical health, and if my opinion changes at some point, I may certainly seek out a LIFE PARTNER, if it doesn't fall into my lap which things so often seem to do for me so TIME WILL TELL.
Thanks for asking.
Hey that's cool to know bro, I'm glad you e gotten to a nice place in your life you're happy with.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-23 at 4:48 AM UTCThanks
/Insert every psychological cliche ever here
Im not necessarily happy with where I'm at, but I'm happy with where I'm going. FOR NOW anyway.
All things considered, I don't have much I could complain about right now.
JUST GOTTA KEEP THE BALL ROLLING
it's a PROCESS not an EVENT
Wherever I go, there I am
LIVE LAUGH LOVE
*Rips newborn baby out of living mother's womb, seals it's holes completely shut and pokes one little hole into it's stomach, proceeding to blow air into the babby until it expands like a balloon, then releases and watched it fly around the room deflating. Repeats 10x* -
2021-08-23 at 2:54 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ I never planned on having kids. I like doing what I want when I want.
I am disturbed I suppose, in that I have an active imagination and it can certainly be dark. It's pretty healthy really.. many successful horror producers and authors think similarly. It's nothing to be concerned about unless I was actually carrying out my ideas in real life.
And no. They never got the guy that killed the girl.
The black guy who murdered the teen was never captured. Did he leave state -
2021-08-23 at 2:55 PM UTC
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2021-08-23 at 3 PM UTC
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2021-08-23 at 3:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready The Black guy who murdered a Fargo ND teenager or beat her into a coma and she died later at the hospital, smartass.
Get it together
My psychic abilities are not on point. "What happened to the guy that killed the girl" could mean about a million different cases especially considering we weren't taking about anything even remotely related to that when you asked.
ANYWAY... He was literally captured that same night... -
2021-08-23 at 3:22 PM UTC
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready But women talk and talk on the fucking phone like they're high on speed
Yap yap yap.
bro you don't even know. I've got the perfect story for this terrible situation-
Went to a rave out on the hills overlooking the PCH with my gf at the time and our friends, I ended up scoring some really good acid for cheap ($5 a hit for some good shit, hard to beat except in bulk), along with some fairly clean E pills. Had an amazing candy flip, one of my most visually satisfying experiences was looking at my girlfriends face as one side of it turned into a cyborg and the other turned into a dryad.
But then I had to spend the entire like, 4AM-7AM post party experience at my friends apartment where his girlfriend and my girlfriend talked for hours about inane bullshit while he slept in his room comfortably by himself and I tried to create geometric structures to escape the hell called female conversation. It was a particular kind of purgatory. Looking back it I probably could have just left and walked around or something but we had already escaped the cops once and my nerves were fried and I didn't want to leave a safe spot. So it was just fucking hours of absolute bullshit going in and out of my ears. One of my best trips ruined by having to listen to women talk.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2021-08-23 at 3:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box bro you don't even know. I've got the perfect story for this terrible situation-
Went to a rave out on the hills overlooking the PCH with my gf at the time and our friends, I ended up scoring some really good acid for cheap ($5 a hit for some good shit, hard to beat except in bulk), along with some fairly clean E pills. Had an amazing candy flip, one of my most visually satisfying experiences was looking at my girlfriends face as one side of it turned into a cyborg and the other turned into a dryad.
But then I had to spend the entire like, 4AM-7AM post party experience at my friends apartment where his girlfriend and my girlfriend talked for hours about inane bullshit while he slept in his room comfortably by himself and I tried to create geometric structures to escape the hell called female conversation. It was a particular kind of purgatory. Looking back it I probably could have just left and walked around or something but we had already escaped the cops once and my nerves were fried and I didn't want to leave a safe spot. So it was just fucking hours of absolute bullshit going in and out of my ears. One of my best trips ruined by having to listen to women talk.
Goddamn that's sound like a nightmare. I assume they knew you were fucked up? I would've grabbed a blanket and just put it over me. No nevermind that wouldn't mute the girls talking. Yeah I probably would've went for a long walk. Or found a nearby park bench or just somewhere else to sit alone -
2021-08-23 at 3:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Goddamn that's sound like a nightmare. I assume they knew you were fucked up? I would've grabbed a blanket and just put it over me. No nevermind that wouldn't mute the girls talking. Yeah I probably would've went for a long walk. Or found a nearby park bench or just somewhere else to sit alone
well they were both candyflipping too. we were all fucked up and our eyes were huge saucers. walking around like that is always sketchy, you're basically gambling that any cop that finds you has better shit to do.
thinking back though, its mostly those incredibly annoying experiences that makes up what life is. it's occasional moments of transcendence punctuated by the chatter of dumb bitches -
2021-08-24 at 12:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ My psychic abilities are not on point. "What happened to the guy that killed the girl" could mean about a million different cases especially considering we weren't taking about anything even remotely related to that when you asked.
ANYWAY… He was literally captured that same night…
Same with your stupid oven comment. Like "go make me a turkey pot pie ?"
Then ridicule me for not being on your same faggoted wavelength. What a crypto cunt hypocrite you are. -
2021-08-24 at 12:39 AM UTC
