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I think A Chinese devil gave me corona virus

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I feel like death and im coughing up blood and have chest pains
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    your body is purging itself of the G virus
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    What does chest pains mean?

    Heart, stomach or lungs? They're pretty easy to tell apart.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Except the blood is from my tounge where I swallowed it and died while high on coedine and the chest pain is from spazzzzzms or something and it hurts to breathe but thr ambulance wont come out so Im gonna kill myself again because i cant handle the pain

    So ive died 2 times in one night, can you beat that record?

    All I wanted to do was finish my chinese food but i accidently took an overdose of co-codamol, then the plan was to set up my new spazz ferrari ps5 vr wheel i bought today and start to feel better but evrything happened so quickly but im starting to breath clearly its just the pain i still cant handle so i whislted for a cab and when it came near
    the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I ay this cab is rare but I thought now forget it yo homes to bel air and that is why im never getting addicted to coedine again and you shouldnt because its too addictive and freely available its the same class as amphetamines and you can buy it in fucking tesco or any other supermarket that shit is retarded im gonna write a letter to boris johnson but first im gonna drink some water and try sleep but i cant because of the pain so i wanna watch thr paqiuoao fight but have no way of doing that and its getting light outside so i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I ay this cab is rare but I thought now forget it yo homes to bel air but im so tired im jusy gonna fall asleep and die for the 3rd time again tonight i hate this dying shit its really painful both mental and physical i do not advise it but i win anyway you cant beat 3 times in one night hahahaha devil i beat you again

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Noww i need a shit it could help with the pain brb guise gonna die on the toilet for a 4th time shes so pretty what am i talking about brb
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    The evil is so pretty she doesnt deserve me
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    Originally posted by Grylls Except the blood is from my tounge where I swallowed it and died while high on coedine and the chest pain is from spazzzzzms or something and it hurts to breathe but thr ambulance wont come out so Im gonna kill myself again because i cant handle the pain

    So ive died 2 times in one night, can you beat that record?

    All I wanted to do was finish my chinese food but i accidently took an overdose of co-codamol, then the plan was to set up my new spazz ferrari ps5 vr wheel i bought today and start to feel better but evrything happened so quickly but im starting to breath clearly its just the pain i still cant handle so i whislted for a cab and when it came near
    the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I ay this cab is rare but I thought now forget it yo homes to bel air and that is why im never getting addicted to coedine again and you shouldnt because its too addictive and freely available its the same class as amphetamines and you can buy it in fucking tesco or any other supermarket that shit is retarded im gonna write a letter to boris johnson but first im gonna drink some water and try sleep but i cant because of the pain so i wanna watch thr paqiuoao fight but have no way of doing that and its getting light outside so i whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I ay this cab is rare but I thought now forget it yo homes to bel air but im so tired im jusy gonna fall asleep and die for the 3rd time again tonight i hate this dying shit its really painful both mental and physical i do not advise it but i win anyway you cant beat 3 times in one night hahahaha devil i beat you again

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    Takes several weeks to die of paracetamol overdose - re: cocodamol. They deliberately add highly hepa-toxic paracetamol to harmless opiates just to discourage drug abuse.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Im taking a shit like eric cartman, its really explosive i think im shitting the evil out again im so sorry beautiful but you need to stop hurting me
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Takes several weeks to die of paracetamol overdose - re: cocodamol. They deliberately add highly hepa-toxic paracetamol to harmless opiates just to discourage drug abuse.

    So am I gonna die for the 5th time of helpa-toxttic paracetamol covid coendine overdose?
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    Originally posted by Grylls So am I gonna die for the 5th time of helpa-toxttic paracetamol covid coendine overdose?

    No doubt. Have fun writing your shite letter to boris johnson.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    noooo


    The next time i see that evil im gonna say HEY

    GET YO OWN GODAMN TREE FIDDY
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    mmG African Astronaut
    Haha you got the japannic AIDS
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    How is this possible, I banished the devil already and everyday I wake up with clenched buttcheeks so i can shit the evil out
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Im gonna wear a covid mask to sleep matbe it will help
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    Originally posted by Grylls How is this possible, I banished the devil already and everyday I wake up with clenched buttcheeks so i can shit the evil out

    Maybe eat more fibre.

    https://www.hollandandbarrett.com/shop/product/holland-barrett-regucol-powder-60010180
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    Also lick out assholes, since that helps.

    https://thefecaltransplantfoundation.org/what-is-fecal-transplant/
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Hey fucking don't believe Grylls, it's not him. It's prolly MI6 who offed him. Another curse and number count to a nis member. Frala n Lanster prolly next. One by one.

    But if you meant covid, d man's an rx for steroid inhaler and Albuterol and get an enebulizer and use it 4-5 times a day

    Take care dark skin white boy
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grylls I feel like death and im coughing up blood and have chest pains

    nice.
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    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Hey fucking don't believe Grylls, it's not him. It's prolly MI6 who offed him. Another curse and number count to a nis member. Frala n Lanster prolly next. One by one.

    But if you meant covid, d man's an rx for steroid inhaler and Albuterol and get an enebulizer and use it 4-5 times a day

    Take care dark skin white boy

    I'm sorry, what?

    Some bullshit for a nubiliser and inhaler?

    Neither do anything.

    For anyone like me in their 30s or 40s covid is a mild flu-like illness we probably won't even get.

    For senile, fecally incontinent octogenarians with zero exposure and zero vaccination history it kills maybe 20%.
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    How long do you have to live?
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