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My girlfriend won't shut the fuck up

  1. #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Sure I post alot. It amuses me until someone joins and helps me find a copy or interesting tid bits of totse.

    But women talk and talk on the fucking phone like they're high on speed


    Yap yap yap.

    I had an Indian girlfriend once (India Indian). Bright. Didn't talk much. Just the right balance of talk. She told me she like white dudes because they're less controlling than Indian guys who, by her own words were needy and needed to be reminded they're her "Daddy" away from Dad.

    But then I got insecure one day and she never answered my phonecalls. LOL.

    God she had beautiful tits. Thick gal, but not fat.
  2. #2
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Slash that paki bitch
  3. #3
    mmG African Astronaut
    Rape her
  4. #4
    Caress her down
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    Grylls and MMQ never have girlfriends.
  6. #6
    SLAP THAT SC - -- - STUNNED CUNT WACK WACK WACK
  7. #7
    mmG African Astronaut
    Rape her
  8. #8
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Post titty pics!
  9. #9
    mmG African Astronaut
    Rape her tits
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. #10
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Rape her smelly curry paki masala chappati pussy

    Actuallly indian girls are pretty chill i like them

    But pakis are a different story DEY ALL PRETEND GANGSTAS BUT POOR AF WESTERN UNUION BEGGIN CHICKAN KORMA NAAN BREAD BHUNA NONCES
  11. #11
    mmG African Astronaut
    You just gotta meet a nice Pakistani girl, an educated one.
  12. #12
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    edumacated paki girl LOL GOOD ONE
  13. #13
    mmG African Astronaut
    You a high school nigga lmao
  14. #14
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    1. i am indeed 1/4 nigha

    2. i am edumacated to a college level at telecommunications and cross networks

    3. U are a janitor or dishwasher lol
  15. #15
    mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls 1. i am indeed 1/4 nigha

    Haha mudblood.

    2. i am edumacated to a college level at telecommunications and cross networks

    Great you would be very compatible with Indian and Pakistani tech support girls

    3. U are a janitor or dishwasher lol

    Actually I'm an astronomist.
  16. #16
    stunned cunt needs a PIMP SLAP BACK OF DA HAND

  17. #17
    mmG African Astronaut
    Emulate Eazy E:

    "Started talking shit, wouldn't you know: reached back like a pimp, slapped da hoe."
  18. #18
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    OK but don't share these with anyone.

  19. #19
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is your oven not working or something ?
  20. #20
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Is your oven not working or something ?

    Bitch, Whut
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