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My leetle faggit dog got a left uppercut for last xmas

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I mean a right this time now

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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Look at those paws..

    He's guna fuck u up man.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ive just been to visit him he looks like an old man now and an ugly demon dog😥
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    His right paw is actually doing something called fook sao. One of the core techniques from traditional wing chun. Its also one of the few traditional techniques that hasn't been sorted out in the newer systems, because its still effective.

    The left paw is in an ideal position for eye poke.
    If he knew his shit, he would deflect your left with fook sao, while at the same time poke you in the eyes with his left paw.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    LOool ok

    Well he fucked me up today hes bigger stronger faster and uglier (☹️)
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