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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    CAR more like BIZZARE
  2. FBI? More like fiery collision after DUI
  3. FBI? moar lyke a suicide rolled up in a carpet in a car trunk with four gunshot wounds in the back
  4. Doesnt rhyme. You lose.
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ FBI? moar lyke a suicide rolled up in a carpet in a car trunk with four gunshot wounds in the back

    I just realised manners don’t have a price
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked FBI? More like fiery collision after DUI

    That rhyme doesn't count.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  7. Originally posted by mmQ That rhyme doesn't count.

    It's rhymes that's the rules faggot
  8. Thinking about how lucky I am to be a law abiding citizeb
  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Food and drugs I have money to get both but instead I just stay sober and starve, tired of going outside
  10. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking of using an arduino or raspberry pi as a camera. I need a tripod though, regardless of what i use. Monoscope + smartphone adapter + tripod would be interesting.

    Although i dont want the spooks to alter my stuff whenever they want, so something without built in wireless would be nice
  11. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz Thinking of using an arduino or raspberry pi as a camera. I need a tripod though, regardless of what i use. Monoscope + smartphone adapter + tripod would be interesting.

    Although i dont want the spooks to alter my stuff whenever they want, so something without built in wireless would be nice

    go with the raspberry pi. it's got greater pixel strength.
  12. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Food and drugs I have money to get both but instead I just stay sober and starve, tired of going outside

    Bullshit

    You cant afford the drugs thats why u only think about them

    Without food u be ded
  13. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i am high and ate food
  14. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    I could give a fuck if there's mold on my daily bread
    I'm a foe to the fainting goat, I'm at home on the razor's edge
    Over the garden wall when your Rover was playing dead
    Arm-in-arm with a melancholia, roses and baby's breath
    Slow to reveal a signal from deep in the tub of tiger balm
    Lighter lit, giant slalom circumvent the psychopomp
    Womp womp, circle to the watering hole
    Something secluded where the spoon stand up in the joe
    Pursue a puff of smoke who never hum or trumpet his post
    From unassuming to the poltergeist of multiple homes
    Ultimate weapon, slow the pulse to a crawl
    "Sir, we had thought he was toast"
    That's when the elbow drop from off of the ropes
    Family approach him like he sat up in his coffin and spoke
    We only talk in awkward hello after awkward hello
    Most of my visitors request that I be tied to a chair
    I wear the skin of my detractors, maybe try not to stare
    Yeah

    Every time I look up from the paper
    I see animals exhibiting irregular behavior
    Even though I know that it's a warning
    I am back on my old shit again like any other morning
    Every time I peek out from the corner
    Birds are flying belly-side-up, fish are walking out the water
    Even though it seem legit
    I'm right here til the season dip
    I ain't seen shit
    I ain't seen shit

    My gang sign's never the same twice
    Since offering his service had him nursing a snakebite
    We dabble in certainty, I'm allergic to grave vines
    You certainly unearthing my aversion to make nice
    I'm basically bored stiff
    Your sortie go from orbiting warships
    To cowering in corners, "Mother, make us some warm milk"
    From 'bout it to the mayor of Snoresville in a jiffy
    The final form's a portrait of a squirrel stuck in a chimney
    I buy a second seat for my extraordinary piss and moan
    Feet up while the fleet assemble, keep the devil in the hole
    With several yelling, "Sparta," you were yelling, "Marsha, Marsha, Marsha"
    Only one'll read the chapter after larva, it's a good one
    I'm haunted by Atlantic water bade adieu
    Balancing a billion rocks to levitate adjacent to
    Escapist at the undisclosed, aloof and newly mummified
    You're upsetting the customers, you should see the other guy
    Wait

    Every time I look up from the paper
    I see animals exhibiting irregular behavior
    Even though I know that it's a warning
    I am back on my old shit again like any other morning
    Every time I peek out from the corner
    Birds are flying belly-side-up, fish are walking out the water
    Even though it seem legit
    I'm right here til the season dip
    I ain't seen shit
    I ain't seen shit

    How many vermin get to scurry up the piggy back
    And burrow in before it lose the personhood to sticky trap?
    Clown car of clingers, I shiver off with the water dogs
    Invoking tippy toes along the wall and diving somersaults
    That sneak him out the supper club, and muddy up the coveralls
    I leave y'all to the scuttlebutt
    We get our water from the source directly
    Zoltar, predisposed to go dark
    Ghost ride, all roll-bar, no lodestar, ayy
    Comeuppance like a fire licking at your shoes
    When all you want is happy feet in hammocks under azure blue
    Have you any marrow past the ballyhoo or no, sir?
    No, it's mostly snotty noses pressed to empty zoo enclosures going
    "This is stupid, I'm tired, I want a pretzel"
    The guppies are getting grumpy, there's nothing like nothing special
    I know you were expecting just a Jekyll
    The others are in there also, his company doesn't end well
    Yo
  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i am high and ate food

    you ate a gas station hot dog. It was harder than a rock.
  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hey wellhung i met this 49yo cougar last night at that club i previously met the 44 yo single mom at and she was quite hot. but what made her hot was her style her dress and also how she was sort of tall. she has like short dark hair sort of not super short and like had this dressy white black striped dress with pant legs and like a fancy top like almost half a tuxedo going on. she also suggested us fucking which is hilarious cause we were twlking and she said something like I cant come to your place unfortunately. I want to but I cant. just out of the blue. What do u think thwt means well hung?
  17. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    hmm
  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    she looks reslly weird in thwt pic like shes way older or something thsn i remember her in real life she is 49 tho.
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
  20. Kuntzschutz African Astronaut
    Thinking about jungian philosophy a bit.





    Mash the buttons, knock knock, never yield
    Phobias in motion blowing smoke into the sterile field
    Wonkavator up beyond the seraphim, terra beneath the keratin
    Every bit precariously jerry-rigged
    His helmet is a case of Bud, he factor in the paper cuts
    Corrugated cockpit, I'm not exactly Major Tom
    Buzzed Aldrin, I can't count backwards
    Ten, one, someone get this buzzard to the Matmos
    Ten thousand hours addressing open beaks
    Exiting the atmosphere with no green to chroma key
    Greebles on the body, tin cans on the bumper
    Slip into the freezing ether like a pea coat from his mother
    How much interstellar freedom can he reasonably suffer?
    More than you can feed through a shutter
    I use a phony voice when I'm yelling, "Nobody's home"
    I'm a liar, but I wouldn't say I'm wrong

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors
    Uh, ayy

    The human heart tattoo move in a hard vacuum
    Only back to pay a bill or maybe fill a cart with cat food
    I'm shredded, smelling like I just stepped off a charred capsule, I did
    That's not imaginary ash in his wig
    That's rounding Cygnus with a souvenir from galaxy quest
    I know it sound like myth and magic, but the shrapnel commits
    I give a fuck about a factory scent, we mostly play to the fringe
    They figure, "What's a little tape on the wings?"
    A little glue, a little paint, a little staple and string
    You won't believe how far the garbage when that radio ping
    Behold a view or two where you could lose your voice at the moon
    I hope you like your beef and veggies with the moisture removed
    Dig it, the low rider, lower the gold visor
    Nosedive guided by the ghost of Laika, my heavens
    Slow drive, side-eye stealthy
    When can we expect you?
    Why would you expect me?

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors

    Tangentially related in the sense of one's environment
    Informing what they're made of
    There was a ghost who broke it all up into tiny numbers
    And dated vector graphics and New York Times puzzles
    Who struggled knowing love as more than boring data entry
    More reported from an orbit all his own, to say it gently
    I'm reporting from an orbit all my own, to say it gently
    Catch a wave in the jalopy down to burn up on re-entry
    Man the laser, do you copy? Keep invaders on the business end
    Autopilot zeroes in on zero wind for pissing in
    Fixer-upper, she putt like a Plymouth Duster
    From bucket to mothership, if you're up for a little sunburn, stat
    Neighbors at the mercy of a thin wall
    One side nap, one satellite pinball
    Fun size asteroids pingin' off the cabin
    Ping, ping, the soundtrack of shrinking into blackness
    I blink through 4D, droid sitting bitch scorned
    The voice of destroy and rebuild
    Who rose above the partly cloudy counting on a Galaga hack
    His only carry-on's a napkin of math
    From packed in a menagerie to cheese and crackers at the apogee
    Add a little finding God and trying not to atrophy, um
    I know you're whispering about me at the corner store
    "We've seen the glowing light from under his apartment door"

    I ain't really seen land in a minute
    AWOL spaceman, wave to the Mrs
    Faint transmission after nothing for the summer
    I have never seen so many colors
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