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  1. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by A College Professor went to shellbags taproom its been there since 1910 and i ate an eggroll and got sand on my pants n some guy managed to set a shopping cart ablaze right there on the street

    U fucked in the head right
  2. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    fuck off otaku internet spacejam nigger
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    coomed in my drawrers
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just walked my buddy home a mile holding his hand as he was like half seizing or something. Now I'm in a weird mood.
  5. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by mmQ Just walked my buddy home a mile holding his hand as he was like half seizing or something. Now I'm in a weird mood.

    Your tiny dick?
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Grylls Your tiny dick?

    Yeah, Grylls. Oh how I missed your wit.
  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Why u always up so late fagt
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I work nights ..

    I'm up early too.

    Healthy diet. Exercise. Lots of ingestion of Buddhism, Hinduism, hints of Taoism, and my stoicism nigga Marcus Aurelius.
  9. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    OH DIS NIGGA GOT IT GOIN ON
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I just weighed myself ive lost 20 lbs in the last 30 days lol.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I just weighed myself ive lost 20 lbs in the last 30 days lol.

    Ur finally not fat any more?
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by mmG Ur finally not fat any more?

    I think I'm still technically fat?

    Idk what the charts say.

    I am 5'11" 200 lbs
  13. mmG African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I think I'm still technically fat?

    Idk what the charts say.

    I am 5'11" 200 lbs

    That's not fat, that's a somewhat reasonable weight fatty
  14. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    https://socioparivar.wordpress.com/2009/10/20/single-women-prefers-dogs-than-men/

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  15. Dogs don't talk back, but they can't take out the garbage.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Garbage doesn't talk back, but...wait wtf my garbage is talking back to me.
  17. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by mmQ Dang I ate some riced cauliflower last night instead of Mac and cheese because HEALTH. That shit is not good really but I forced myself to eat it all. I just needed more seasonings or something I tried putting a bunch of PEPPERCORN on there cuz I love it and it made it tolerable at least. I'm hoping I can TRAIN myself to like it. I'm gonna make steak bites tonight from work for after work and I need some healthy sides to start eating but I hate all vegetables for the most part.

    But I've done my research I'm going to figure it out. I kind of like carrots. And cauliflower raw. The rice was just weird. I'd rather just eat it cold. ILL FIGURE IT OUT !

    chopping Broccoli or its cousin Cauliflower is a great exchange for rice (which is high in sugar and starch) and taste close to it. it's great on tacos. I hate cauliflower but love Broccoli. even raw. but I can't eat Chinese Broccoli and beef. the Broccoli is wilty and massive and stringy to me. I have to cut it up into small bits. then it's great. the meat too. I eat less meat and dab the gravy but it used to be my fave of all Chinese food.
  18. Cauliflower and broccoli are both great smothered in melted cheese.
  19. mmG African Astronaut
    Caulifaggot
  20. Originally posted by mmQ I just weighed myself ive lost 20 lbs in the last 30 days lol.

    Did it hurt when all that compounded poop came out?
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