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[serious] Are you going to get vaccinated?

  1. #61
    WellHung Black Hole
    demons are watching...and plotting.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by WellHung demons are watching…and plotting.

    If Jesus and Satan, both with superpowers... walk on water, heal people, make fishes and bread appear, raise the dead, come back to life... had a battle, who do you think would win? They would both look almost alike. Long, flowing hair, both tall and muscular, the same height, but Satan would have a red beard and Jesus would have a blonde beard.
  3. #63
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What kind of an idiot injects an experimental gene modifier, when no one has ANY IDEA what it will do to them months and years down the road, for a virus much like the common flu with a 99.97% survival rate?

    Pretty much this.

    Maybe in 5 years when it's had some time for the side effects to start surfacing, sure, but the fact of the matter is if I get covid I'll live. Not to mention that being vaccinated doesn't mean you aren't a carrier, so me being unvaccinated doesn't effect anyone but myself.
  4. #64
    Everytime you go outside you are being hit with viruses that inject you with foreign genetic material.

    Some of them have known long term effects, like HPV causing cervical cancer or EBV causing lymphoma.

    But it doesn't matter because you have to get on with life.

    In general you'll be fine.
  5. #65
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I'll avoid it as much as I can but I don't think I'll be able to forever

    though it won't be all that long before the virus mutates enough for it to be ineffective and unless the shots are reformulated against new strains (I think officially the pfizer shot is down to ~45% effectiveness), boosters won't help

  6. #66
    Originally posted by mmQ I've become exponentially happier since taking it plus due to our vaccination rates everything is opened up again and I've been able to go out to concerts and events and all that good stuff. I have no problem taking one for the team. If I'm mutated or clinically mentally retarded or dead in a few years, I guess maybe we can blame it on the vaccine and ill accept the told-you-sos. But if I'm doing way better than I was pre-vaccine, some people may have to eat a hearty crow.

    The one thing that's funny to me is if one is to downplay the severity of the virus, then please don't try to overdramatize how potentially dangerous the vaccine is. If anything its "just as harmless" as the virus and so its whatever.

    DRAMA QUEENS!

    brace yourself for λ.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Christmas only matters to 13yr olds anyway.

    and santas.
  8. #68
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If Jesus and Satan, both with superpowers… walk on water, heal people, make fishes and bread appear, raise the dead, come back to life… had a battle, who do you think would win? They would both look almost alike. Long, flowing hair, both tall and muscular, the same height, but Satan would have a red beard and Jesus would have a blonde beard.

    it doesnt matter if its a black or a white cat, if its a tasty cat, then its a good cat.

    - mao tze tung,
  9. #69
    Originally posted by aldra I'll avoid it as much as I can but I don't think I'll be able to forever

    though it won't be all that long before the virus mutates enough for it to be ineffective and unless the shots are reformulated against new strains (I think officially the pfizer shot is down to ~45% effectiveness), boosters won't help


    they understood your concerns and thus have just had their 3rd booster shot FDA emergency approved.
  10. #70
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ I've become exponentially happier since taking it

    Of course you are. You injected a wireheading nanite swarm intended for making humans docile and compliant. I was going to incredulously say "AND YOU DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM?!" but of course you don't. Your whole system of intrinsic values has been rewritten. This is precisely why an intelligent agent will refuse to get the vaccine - because knowingly rewriting one's own intrinsic goals/values is a virtual impossibility. The act of doing so is antithetical to those values. One can only be FOOLED into taking the wireheading nanite swarm "vaccine", as you have been. But you can't/won't see it that way. Maybe won't even understand. Probably won't understand. I'm a rambling crazy person after all. I'm the insane one, not you WIREHEADED FREAKS.

    "Submissive and breedable" became a meme only after covid vaccination started. Coincidence? I think not.
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  11. #71
    NANOBOTS
  12. #72
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Everytime you go outside you are being hit with viruses that inject you with foreign genetic material.

    Some of them have known long term effects, like HPV causing cervical cancer or EBV causing lymphoma.

    But it doesn't matter because you have to get on with life.

    In general you'll be fine.

    We Humans harbor massive amounts of microorganisms (inckuding viruses) inside of us...many are beneficial if kept in balance.
  13. #73
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson NANOBOTS

  14. #74
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and santas.

    They can get a job as Taliban mercenaries.
  15. #75
    Originally posted by Meikai Of course you are. You injected a wireheading nanite swarm intended for making humans docile and compliant. I was going to incredulously say "AND YOU DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM?!" but of course you don't. Your whole system of intrinsic values has been rewritten. This is precisely why an intelligent agent will refuse to get the vaccine - because knowingly rewriting one's own intrinsic goals/values is a virtual impossibility. The act of doing so is antithetical to those values. One can only be FOOLED into taking the wireheading nanite swarm "vaccine", as you have been. But you can't/won't see it that way. Maybe won't even understand. Probably won't understand. I'm a rambling crazy person after all. I'm the insane one, not you WIREHEADED FREAKS.

    "Submissive and breedable" became a meme only after covid vaccination started. Coincidence? I think not.

    Will you take a chocolate donut, a lottery ticket and an ice-cream cone?
  16. #76
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and santas.

    Santas are legalized pedophiles.
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  18. #78
    Covid Santa...


  19. #79
    "Come on little Katy, it's time to go sit on the penis of a stinky old homeless man who only got the job because he's fat and has a beard"
  20. #80
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ They can get a job as Taliban mercenaries.

    all taliban boys were used up.
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