Happy PRIDE month

1. 2021-08-13 at 4:26 PM UTC

   #141
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   I remember feeling Stevie was much more attractive than me ... I mean she literally looked like Britney Spears..but in her eyes I was beautiful
   
   Hell... I was the one clapping those cheeks so I mustah been alright...
   
   A sexy blonde will surprise you with what they are attracted to .. they don’t always want a stereotype of what’s attractive.. no one does all the time ..
   
   And she had a friend that looked like Lindsay Lohan before the drugs ..
   
   I’m pretty sure Stevie told her I was the best she had.. because one day the Lindsay lookin chick was all over me and kept looking at Stevie giggling tryna get me to go to the room with her ..
   
   She thought she was gonna get the Stevie treatment.. but I only had eyes for her
   
   How young and dumb I was.. I coulda been with them both at the same time ..
   
   But I was whipped !! On Stevie ❤️
   I’ve had some beautiful gorgeous amazing women want me..
   
   I thank God I’m a woman cuz I’d be a simp !
2. 2021-08-13 at 5:08 PM UTC

   #142
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   So then , there was a time when we were just friends and stopped doing the other stuff .. I was dating someone and she was tryna build her relationship with Luke her daughters father...
   
   So Luke was real kool .. he always really liked me a lot and would even call me whenever they got into it so I can “ talk some sense” into her .. but I’d honestly just mediate the situation.. I’ve always been a good mediator..
   
   But one day he just started acting real odd towards me and I couldn’t understand why ... 🤷🏽‍♀️
   
   So one day in random conversation.. Stevie tells me she told Luke I’m the best to ever please her in that way ..
   
   
   And I’m like wut?! Why would you tell him that?! That’s exactly why the man hates me now you’ve literally killed his pride !
   
   And she’s like .. well I was just telling the truth 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m like gurlll!
   
   That man will hate me forever now ...
3. 2021-08-13 at 5:46 PM UTC

   #143
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Luke is probably fapping at the thought of it
4. 2021-08-13 at 7:21 PM UTC

   #144
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Probably before she told him that he did .. he knew we had been intimate .. but he wasn’t feeling her lil black girlfriend doin something like that better than he can ...
   
   And it’s not that I was better I think.. I think it’s because I loved doin it so much I was just better ..
   
   I might not even have those skills with another woman .. but I was just so extremely attracted to her so
5. 2021-08-13 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #145
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   I don't think I'd have my pride hurt if a woman was lickin that bean better than I could. I'd just be happy for the opportunity to watch/film/sit in the corner fapping while she taught me the correct way of doing it.
   
   "Nah...I'm still not getting it...please continue till I do..."
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6. 2021-08-13 at 7:39 PM UTC

   #146
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't think I'd have my pride hurt if a woman was lickin that bean better than I could. I'd just be happy for the opportunity to watch/film/sit in the corner fapping while she taught me the correct way of doing it.
   
   "Nah…I'm still not getting it…please continue till I do…"

   
   what if that woman has a penis.
   
   and deploying it.
7. 2021-08-13 at 8:24 PM UTC

   #147
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I hate rainbows so much it's unreal
8. 2021-08-13 at 8:30 PM UTC

   #148
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   I like them but can't enjoy them without being labelled as a homosexual
   
   
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9. 2021-08-13 at 8:55 PM UTC

   #149
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what if that woman has a penis.
   
   and deploying it.

   
   That wouldn't be a woman now would it.
10. 2021-08-13 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #150
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That wouldn't be a woman now would it.

    
    or WOULD it
11. 2021-08-13 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #151
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no
12. 2021-08-13 at 8:59 PM UTC

    #152
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    what if its a post penis
13. 2021-08-14 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #153
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra no

    
    your sexuality is as fragile and precarious as kabul.
14. 2021-08-17 at 4:38 AM UTC

    #154
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Gross.
    
    post big titties. Normal shit. of age. or kill yourselves
15. 2021-08-17 at 4:39 AM UTC

    #155
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your sexuality is as fragile and precarious as kabul.

    
    Vinny Finny. Should have Known. Sup Old Man? I still have those photos of you in a dress you Faux Joo semi retired floridian style. do something with that 1920s estate house. allowing it to fall apart. a rich white euro joo trash.
16. 2021-08-17 at 4:45 AM UTC

    #156
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I like them but can't enjoy them without being labelled as a homosexual
    
    

    
    Wth, how did u do dat!!?
17. 2021-08-17 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #157
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Wth, how did u do dat!!?

    
    its like fractal art or some shit. I forget what its called. some mathamatical shit prolly.