Would you rent a room in this house?

2021-07-26 at 2:17 PM UTC

#1

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2887079838036867/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks&tracking=%7B%22qid%22%3A%226989234931521137513%22%2C%22mf_story_key%22%3A%22575575555402619930%22%2C%22commerce_rank_obj%22%3A%22%7B%5C%22target_id%5C%22%3A575575555402619930%2C%5C%22target_type%5C%22%3A6%2C%5C%22primary_position%5C%22%3A0%2C%5C%22ranking_signature%5C%22%3A2316837567145705472%2C%5C%22commerce_channel%5C%22%3A501%2C%5C%22value%5C%22%3A0%2C%5C%22upsell_type%5C%22%3A21%2C%5C%22grouping_info%5C%22%3Anull%7D%22%7D

The listing is for a room in a shared house where you would have a roomate(s)

^Here is his/her actual profile picture.

Description
Roommate wanted.

READ THIS FIRST! Looking for someone that is not on 3rd shift. No 420, please look elsewhere. Otherwise no answer from me.

Room available now, just contact me with more info other than, if the room is still available. Thanks and happy hunting.

LOOKING FOR A PERSON WHO SHARES SAME INTEREST if you do not fall in these categories don't bother!

Must be a people person who is trans-friendly, and are cool to be around people who are in the spectrum. MUST BE PEOPLE-FRIENDLY! We don't judge, that's God's job.

Small Room for rent 200 or so square feet, animals welcomed. Depending on what we agree upon.
All utilities included, Netflix and internet included.
$450 DEPOSIT REQUIRED. we can work with you if need be. I will also do an extensive background check.

Chores are shared.
The room includes queen-sized bed, 1-2 dressers depending on what you need. Has a projector screen installed, I may let you use a projector.
The room includes the use of a theater room projector and screen.
Three living areas. A theater room. 2 bathrooms. A video game area. A card and board game area. Also, an art/painting area is used in one living area.

We play MTG.
We have board game nights.
We have video game nights.
We have movie and anime nights.
We go kayacking and canoeing.
We sometimes go hiking.
I am an artist.

Any questions please feel free to contact me here.

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2021-07-26 at 2:26 PM UTC

#2

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

They seem chill if they watch anime and play video games and shit.

I have been playing minecraft with gay people lately and they are friendly. They probably aren't total weirdos if they are looking for someone to live there and have a bunch of normal hobbies. You probably aren't gonna see any weird fetish fursuit shit.

You don't drink or do drugs so yeah they seem about your speed. Also if you live with gay people they are extremely clean and it's probably a pretty nice place with nice appliances and stuff.

2021-07-26 at 2:28 PM UTC

#3

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

if they try to get you into magic which they most likely will (it's a dying game they are desperate for new blood) just say you are a DIE HARD yugioh player and your favorite deck is dark magician turbo and they will never bring up the issue ever again.

2021-07-26 at 2:34 PM UTC

#4

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

They have a fucking projector and entire rooms dedicated just to gaming that place sounds like it could be really nice actually.

2021-07-26 at 2:36 PM UTC

#5

BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

ALL THEY WANT TO DO IS FUCK.
Id have to fight them off every night.

You are a pervert so of course YOU like it.

2021-07-26 at 2:45 PM UTC

#6

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

They seem pretty normal but gay as fuck. That is literally the only downside to the situation which isn't that big of a deal at all. They want your money, not your genitals.

This is just like when you all abandoned me in minecraft the only server that would take me was the GAY server, I was just gonna grief them and destroy everything because I thought it was cringe but now they are my main minecraft group and I play that server more than anarchy and skyblock because the people are nice.

gay people are hot chick magnets also and you can easily fuck the women because everyone else is gay and you would be the only straight

2021-08-16 at 8:38 PM UTC

#7

Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

Originally posted by BeeReBuddy https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2887079838036867/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks&tracking=%7B%22qid%22%3A%226989234931521137513%22%2C%22mf_story_key%22%3A%22575575555402619930%22%2C%22commerce_rank_obj%22%3A%22%7B%5C%22target_id%5C%22%3A575575555402619930%2C%5C%22target_type%5C%22%3A6%2C%5C%22primary_position%5C%22%3A0%2C%5C%22ranking_signature%5C%22%3A2316837567145705472%2C%5C%22commerce_channel%5C%22%3A501%2C%5C%22value%5C%22%3A0%2C%5C%22upsell_type%5C%22%3A21%2C%5C%22grouping_info%5C%22%3Anull%7D%22%7D

The listing is for a room in a shared house where you would have a roomate(s)

^Here is his/her actual profile picture.

Description
Roommate wanted.

READ THIS FIRST! Looking for someone that is not on 3rd shift. No 420, please look elsewhere. Otherwise no answer from me.

Room available now, just contact me with more info other than, if the room is still available. Thanks and happy hunting.

LOOKING FOR A PERSON WHO SHARES SAME INTEREST if you do not fall in these categories don't bother!

Must be a people person who is trans-friendly, and are cool to be around people who are in the spectrum. MUST BE PEOPLE-FRIENDLY! We don't judge, that's God's job.

Small Room for rent 200 or so square feet, animals welcomed. Depending on what we agree upon.
All utilities included, Netflix and internet included.
$450 DEPOSIT REQUIRED. we can work with you if need be. I will also do an extensive background check.

Chores are shared.
The room includes queen-sized bed, 1-2 dressers depending on what you need. Has a projector screen installed, I may let you use a projector.
The room includes the use of a theater room projector and screen.
Three living areas. A theater room. 2 bathrooms. A video game area. A card and board game area. Also, an art/painting area is used in one living area.

We play MTG.
We have board game nights.
We have video game nights.
We have movie and anime nights.
We go kayacking and canoeing.
We sometimes go hiking.
I am an artist.

Any questions please feel free to contact me here.

Fuck no...faggots.

2021-08-16 at 8:45 PM UTC

#8

RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

Why the fuck would you even consider that

I mean as long as your not like str8 homeless with not even a car to sleep in or need cheap rent, which that’s not even cheap at all, because ur a junky or something which ur not, then I wouldn’t even fucking considering being around that mongoloid

2021-08-16 at 8:54 PM UTC

#9

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

if you can put up with it you get a movie room with a projector though or you could kill them all and have a solid week of chillin in a nice place all to yourself before the heat closed in

2021-08-16 at 8:55 PM UTC

#10