I'm so stoned

1. 2021-08-15 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #1
   

   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   That every time I exhale the phone is ringing in the background.
2. 2021-08-15 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   me too :)