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  1. Originally posted by mmQ I have to work with the same two RETARDED FAGGOTS tonight.

    I'm gonna kill myself by chopping off my ballsack and just bleeding out.. ill probably just run around the restaurant and try to spread as much blood around as possible.

    Ok Google play tool jambi

    Note to self just because I can do something doesn't mean I have to lol

    Can you send me your sack so I can tan it and make a coin purse out of it.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Can you send me your sack so I can tan it and make a coin purse out of it.

    I'm gonna donate it to that thrift store you frequent.
  3. Originally posted by mmQ I'm gonna donate it to that thrift store you frequent.

    Cool, I'll keep an eye (and nose) out for it.
  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Cool, I'll keep an eye (and nose) out for it.

    You won't be able to miss it; they'll most likely assume its a giant tapestry and have it hanging along one of the walls
  5. Originally posted by STER0S there's something about women farting that turns me on

    Women should sell their farts on E-Bay in vials. $99.99 per vial. $59.99 for scratch and sniffs.
  6. Originally posted by mmQ You won't be able to miss it; they'll most likely assume its a giant tapestry and have it hanging along one of the walls

    "Is that a Louis Vuitton bag?"

    "No I believe it's a Wren"
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  7. Women's farts usually smell like rotten vegetables.
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    D'awwwwwww I'm blushing! 😊
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Women's farts usually smell like rotten vegetables.

    well then vials should start at at least $499.00
  10. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Women should sell their farts on E-Bay in vials. $99.99 per vial. $59.99 for scratch and sniffs.

    You could find all that stuff on craigslist personals before they shut it down...there was a woman near me who would meet up for $50 and sell you the panties she was wearing and take them off in front of you, she'd also fart your face and piss on you for various prices...so I heard.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Brazilian fart eating
  12. Closest scent I could describe is rotten cabbage.
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I
  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    seven lies, multiplied by seven multiplied by seven again
  15. mmG African Astronaut
    Steak soup
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    chicken broth
  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    dead friends
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    milk steak
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  19. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    damn nigga i want some muh'fukn beef chow mein
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  20. mmG African Astronaut
    I love beef
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