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  1. WellHung Black Hole
    A truckload of negroes traveling through the Khyber Pass.
  2. Originally posted by mmG If you read back a couple of posts, SpectraL clearly fell for it

    That's crazy.
  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Leather jacket lets go

    Mexican Moe Szyslak
  4. Originally posted by mmG I've been using a cocktail of Crouton tea, acetaminophen and ibuprofen to try to manage so far, really hasn't been working. Something stronger maybe? I'm just deathly wary of addiction potential. The head prop up advice is solid too

    Go to church...the power of Jesus is immeasurable.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Go to church…the power of Jesus is immeasurable.

    Where are my 2 newt eyes, doc? You prescribed them . I ain't gonna go find them. Tell me the pharmacy or I'm gonna take my 300 leeches an hour and find a new doctor
  6. Originally posted by mmQ Where are my 2 newt eyes, doc? You prescribed them . I ain't gonna go find them. Tell me the pharmacy or I'm gonna take my 300 leeches an hour and find a new doctor

    I'm just the prescriber not the fucking pharmacist...Try Walgreens on Main St
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'm just the prescriber not the fucking pharmacist…Try Walgreens on Main St

    Try?

    :(
  8. Originally posted by mmQ Try?

    :(

    You can substitute wing of bat if you can't find eye of newt.
  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I can't get over how dark the last couple of seasons of Supernatural got

    I remember watching the first few seasons years ago then heard they'd recently wrapped it up so I went back and watched the whole thing (I don't recommend this, way too much filler and not great writing)



    I did like this scene though, Misha seems to like talking to himself a bit



    "when you woke up, I woke up and I DON'T LIKE BEING AWAKE SO... WHAT'S UP, SMART GUY?"
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can substitute wing of bat if you can't find eye of newt.

    I believe penis of penguin is also an option.
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Plantessi
  12. mmG African Astronaut
    I wish I had PLANTESSI's girl
  13. Will the real mmQ please step forward?
  14. real recognize real
  15. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    there's something about women farting that turns me on
  16. mmG African Astronaut
    rill nigga shit
  17. im thinking about psychic fried chicken
  18. There is a VERY small window of opportunity when eating a banana to get it at just the right moment of ripeness...a VERY small and short window...I just hit that window at lunchtime.
  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have to work with the same two RETARDED FAGGOTS tonight.

    I'm gonna kill myself by chopping off my ballsack and just bleeding out.. ill probably just run around the restaurant and try to spread as much blood around as possible.

    Ok Google play tool jambi

    Note to self just because I can do something doesn't mean I have to lol
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by mmQ Ok Google play tool jambi




    had that one on standby waiting for you to mention tool for a while now
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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