I just ate fried chicken at the chinese rastauraunt

1. 2021-07-22 at 7:31 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
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2. 2021-07-22 at 11:34 PM UTC

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   STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
   damn i cant wait until the chinese buffet over here finally opens
3. 2021-07-22 at 11:38 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole
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4. 2021-07-22 at 11:39 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   That was cat meat.
5. 2021-07-23 at 12:49 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That was cat meat.

   
   Not my problem =]
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6. 2021-07-23 at 2:54 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cly Not my problem =]

   
   Pwobwem.
7. 2021-07-23 at 7:11 PM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
8. 2021-08-12 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Last Chinese buffet I went to gave me food poisoning for 3 days...projectile shitting and vomiting for 3 fucking days...throw up in the toilet and shitting in the bathtub at the same time.
   
   I'll never go to a Chinese buffet ever again in my life.
9. 2021-08-12 at 2:51 PM UTC

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   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That was cat meat.

   
   Only retard boomers believe this. They probably use better quality meat than fast food.
10. 2021-08-12 at 3:50 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Solstice Only retard boomers believe this. They probably use better quality meat than fast food.

    
    Figh dolla a cat.
11. 2021-08-12 at 3:57 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Last Chinese buffet I went to gave me food poisoning for 3 days…projectile shitting and vomiting for 3 fucking days…throw up in the toilet and shitting in the bathtub at the same time.
    
    I'll never go to a Chinese buffet ever again in my life.

    
    coward.
12. 2021-08-12 at 4:17 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Last Chinese buffet I went to gave me food poisoning for 3 days…projectile shitting and vomiting for 3 fucking days…throw up in the toilet and shitting in the bathtub at the same time.
    
    I'll never go to a Chinese buffet ever again in my life.

    
    
    
    It sure sounds like you did that ass-backwards.
    
    I remember doing that properly (projectile shitting on toilet while projectile puking into tub) once after drinking an old beer at my parent's house that still had a pull tab on it.
    
    Unlike that pussy Jiggle Booty, I manned up and continue to drink beer to this day!
13. 2021-08-13 at 12:34 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny coward.

    
    They are not really Chinese buffets here in the US anyway....catfish nuggets, fries and banana pudding don't sound very Chinese.
    
    Oh the one I used to go to had Cheesecake on the desert table...and made a big deal about it by putting signs up outside "We have cheesecake on the buffet!"
    
    However when you got to the table the slices were literally 1cm think..and they had a big Chinese dude standing over it arms folded staring you down so that you didn't take 10 slices...I'd always smile at him and take 12.
14. 2021-08-13 at 3:07 PM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Hence "Jiggly" Booty.