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Fona 8-12-2021

  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Making my posts a little early because I am a night person.
    Anyways, Im damn near broke after paying my rent early.
    Im annoyed as shit because I missed out on double time this week when I skipped work on Tuesday.
    Really could have used that extra money but it looks like I will still do okay on this weeks paycheck.
    Only got 4 hours of sleep tonight and have to work 10 hours.
    Kinda bummed how hot and humid it is.
    Work is going to be miserable tonight.
    These 2 fucks took over a job I use to do there and totally failed at it.
    Now Im stuck doing it solo because Im white and meanwhile they get to continue to fuck around and do nothing because they are black all while getting paid the same as me.
    Im soooo pissed about it.
    Looks like Im just never going to get my Aunt's house completely cleaned out.
    I haven't the time or energy to complete it in full.
    I guess whoever buys it will get to inherit some shit.
    I could probably get it completely done in 2 days if I had 2 actual days but I don't...
    People at Chell's work tested positive for Covid and she spent a good amount of time on the phone bitching to her co-workers about it.
    She didn't seems to care about the fact you have a 30 times better chance of drowning than dying of covid.
    Can't stand people who don't research shit for themselves.
    Im hungry as fuck and need to go get food before work.
    Just want this week to be over already and the entire month for that matter.
    I feel like I have been extra busy all summer and really haven't had time to do much that I use to enjoy like video games sleeping in until noon.
    This bitch fest is over.

    Time to make the most of it.
    Hope you all have a good night.
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  2. #2
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Can you at least smoke weed before work?
  3. #3
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion Can you at least smoke weed before work?

    I use too but it just isn't worth having my buzz killed so hard.
  4. #4
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    With any luck the night will go fast and I can get home to bed.
    Until then I am just going to be an unhappy and sweaty mess.
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Okay guys, it is time for me to head out.
    I am going to try and grab some taco bell before work and hopefully that will give me a little energy.
    Im so fucking glad it is 87 degrees outside and that I get to enjoy the stuffiness of a humid and hot warehouse for the next ten fucking hours.
  6. #6
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I gotta stay positive. At least I have a job to hate.
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  7. #7
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Make your own food don't eat out so much you save money that way.
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  8. #8
    Just go to the supermarket meat and cheese section and start eating stuff off right off the shelf.
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  9. #9
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Yesterday when I was leaving work I told the general manager that his ideas were stupid.

    He called my temp service and my supervisor and told them he wanted me hired on now.

    Cool.
  10. #10
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
  11. #11
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy She didn't seems to care about the fact you have a 30 times better chance of drowning than dying of covid.

    Well that's not true in your living room.
  12. #12
    Typical Fona pattern: skip work for no real reason than post about being broke and how you should have worked. Repeat.
  13. #13
    When they come and say "hey! you can't eat that without paying for it!" just say, "oh, I didn't know that", then pat your tummy and leave.
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