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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ What will you smell like after that?

    Probably still like my go-to cologne which coincidentally happens to be Scent Of Cornbread by Calvin Klein
  2. Originally posted by mmQ Probably still like my go-to cologne which coincidentally happens to be Scent Of Cornbread by Calvin Klein

    I would have went with wet dog, but OK.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Is that standard for someone to smell like after eating lots of cornbread?
  4. Originally posted by mmQ Is that standard for someone to smell like after eating lots of cornbread?

    Yes. Either that or musty closet.
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Yes. Either that or musty closet.

    What about a musty dog inside a wet closet?
  6. Originally posted by mmQ What about a musty dog inside a wet closet?

    I think that would be more a Wariat after eating too many Fruit Loops smell.
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  7. Originally posted by mmQ What about a musty dog inside a wet closet?

    Do you still have that wet towel in your bathroom?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by frala Do you still have that wet towel in your bathroom?

    Yeah I've been using it as my toilet paper towel ever since then.
  9. Tattoo guy finally sent part of my sketch. Some shit needs changing n rearranging, but I dig it.

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  10. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    not too much really.
  11. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    The Primal Man set out for the fight clothed in the Five Bright
    Elements, Light, Wind, Fire and Water, and a fifth called variously
    the Breeze, Aether, Air or Hyle. But in the battle he was defeated
    and left unconscious on the field, and the Five Bright Elements were
    swallowed by the princes of Darkness, the Archons.
  12. Originally posted by Wariat im talking to this chick right now i met on a dsting site who claims to be almost 17 and a firgin but met up with a 38 yr old lawyer once at 16 and is talking to me now:



    17 sems so old tho.
  13. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ...
  14. No matter the dubious legality, If i were you id be more concerned with how it reflects on you that youre almost 40 and the only people who will give you the time of day are girls too young and stupid to know better yet. Like what kind of dysfunction do you have that you cant connect with a 25 year old.
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  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Tattoo guy finally sent part of my sketch. Some shit needs changing n rearranging, but I dig it.


    Pretty cool I liek da poppy

    I’m never getting a tattoo... I do think about it to cover my tracks but they aren’t nearly as visible as they were when I was using
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  16. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    i dont want to because theyre high maintenance and cost a lot in poland to keep up with. poland is full of queens and gold diggers looking for sponsors once they turn 20.
  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Ur country sucks so bad that U have to bag a child before they experience the real world and start doing shit at age 20

    Holy fucking dogshit I hate u wariohomosexual
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  18. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    ask misguided russian he said the same about russian women all they care about is money being spoiled pampered with flowers gifts walked wround. too much energy time money etc. not worth it man past age 20.
  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    look how asian women or vietnamese are from a super young age like 17 and even in california how common you see them with old rich men.
  20. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    why would i want to deal with that and have to spend money everytime i see them bootles of wine in hand all the time etc. instead of jsut a beer or coffee or just hang out. and i never daid anything about „bagging a child”. all i said is i am currently flirting with a legal 16 yr old who prefiously met up with a 38 yr old guy whose a lawyer by her own admission qnd has a friend a peer who has a baby or kid.
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