2021-08-03 at 12:46 PM UTC
Candy and her shitty gifs probably use a good chunk of my data
2021-08-03 at 1:42 PM UTC
God has been so good to me.. I’m not even finna say nothing .. nope 😇❤️
2021-08-03 at 3:52 PM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
just found out my dad died,, 18 months ago,, stepmom didn't think I needed to know about that little fact,, cunt,, anyways a law firm contacted me about his wrongful death law suit ,, it would seem my step mom and I are not done fighting. we are spossed to get paperwork giving us the option of stating how much h of a % we each think we should get of the loot when it comes in and if we agree we get the loot and if we do not agree a bunch of lawyers get a chunk,, so I called her and now she is madder than a wet hen and I'm pretty sure she is gonna call her lawyers oh no!! well I'm betting no matter what she says she is going to put down she will say she wants it all. I was going to put 50/50 but I'm thinkin I would ba happier if I put 100 for me and let the lawyers fight it out and get most of it just to fuck her our of as mush as possible.
2021-08-03 at 4:26 PM UTC
Originally posted by General Butt.Naked
Just tried to help a girl trap what I was told was a lost kitten. Turns out it was like a full on year old feral cat and when I showed up to put him in the box with the food he bit n scratched the fuck out of us. We drove to the grocery store for neosporin and gauze n tequila n I had to hold her hand to put the bandage on by she didn't want to see her own blood. Then we got drunk n played super Nintendo n went to the beach.
I've got a fucking cat tooth puncture through my fingernail and blood on my shirt and I feel kinda fantastic.
Ugh. God damnit.
how old is she.
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2021-08-03 at 4:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
how old is she.
like 20 years past when you would stop taking an interest
30
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2021-08-03 at 4:42 PM UTC
About to give my guy a deep tissue back massage... and then walk on it per his request....
He’s back working out ready to do MMA again..
2021-08-03 at 5:17 PM UTC
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2021-08-04 at 12:13 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
but the eggcape hatches have air inlets and eggscape ladders
2021-08-04 at 12:14 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
face it,, we cant kill the bitch,, I want her to live through me pinching her funds and forcing the lawyers to nibble the fuc out of it before she gets a slice
2021-08-04 at 1:07 AM UTC
Chopping onions..About to air fry some party wings and make smothered potatoes ..
2021-08-04 at 1:35 AM UTC
STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
wondering why ben shapiro sounds like sponge bob square pants
