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Making my own covid vaccine

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am developing my own private vaccine, a classic attenuated virus. Development on this has been abandoned in favor of faster and cheaper methods and there is no interest in this anymore.

    I am going to pick up where they left off, i'm thinking it will take a year to develop.

    Looking for investors, going to start fundraising soon. This can easily be done and SCREW THE REGULATIONS I think we can all agree that regulations should not get in the way of medical research.

    You can literally do this shit in petri dishes it's easy but sometimes you have to blast the petri dish with radiation to force mutate the cells and see if they respond different. I know exactly what to do, i played a virology simulation game so I have a basic understanding of the processes.

    https://www.paradisestation.org/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Virology





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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I checked sigma and some other suppliers to see if they sold live covid samples but no dice.

    Also I am having a hard time ordering peptone, it seems to be sold out everywhere. Lots of cell culturing going on this time of the year I guess.

    I might have to get a bit OTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    the reason the other types of 'vaccine' are put forward (aside from the moneygrubbing and EUAs that allow them to bypass expensive testing stages) is because coronaviruses mutate too rapidly for it to be worthwhile


    enjoy your month of immunity, assuming you don't give yourself a staph shot or soemthing
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the shopping list so far:

    A sterile clean room
    A live sample of covid (weak one if possible)
    Rats/Mice
    100 Gallons of Peptone
    Petri dishes
    syringes
    lysol
    bleach
    Source of radiation idk what the big goys use but i'm thinking somewhere between xray and microwave. Making xray at home is EZ

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by aldra the reason the other types of 'vaccine' are put forward (aside from the moneygrubbing and EUAs that allow them to bypass expensive testing stages) is because coronaviruses mutate too rapidly for it to be worthwhile

    So says them. That saves me having to mutate it myself, I just have to keep at it until I get one that doesn't mutate into a killer. They gave up too early, relied on a different method and let covid become a lot more virulent with delta running around.

    One of these mutations is gonna make the vaccines stop working and they will have to go back to trying to make a weakened version. If I start now I might be able to save everyone.
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If I start now I might be able to save everyone.

    Or kill everyone.
    What's stopping you from doing a wuhan?
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Here’s how you stop the virus:

    Put ivermectin in every household and take a dose as soon as any symptoms occur and continue treatment until effects of disease subside.

    Also avoid large populations and keep your immune system up.

    It’s not a total cure but I do believe it has the power to literally eradicate the virus and all of its variants from the earth but that puts no money in anyone’s pockets because ivermectin has been around forever and is generic and can’t be distributed under a different trade name.

    Once drugs have been created the owner of the drug can only monopolize the market with the drug for a certain amount of years, this time has long since passed with ivermectin, therefore no profit is to be made.

    Look at what Merck pharmaceuticals is doing right now, they literally bad talked ivermectin, which they are the main worldwide distributor for, and claimed clinical tests and trials were faulty literally in order to promote their new designer drug ( I forgot the name look it up ) which supposedly fights COVID.

    It’s fucking insane.

    The bullshit started when jfk got killed and then 911 then this it’s literally never going to stop until we are in so much fear and generating so much low vibrational frequencies as a whole earth that they will claim an “exterior” threat in order to “unite” the entire world under one government to combat this “threat”

    It’s been happening for years, they create the problem that they have the solution for and make it seem like you need that solution or live in extreme fear.

    Greater powers are at work and humans as a whole consciousness need to see this or it will never change.
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Pretty much.
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    real men immunize themselves with real, potent viruses.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Xlite Or kill everyone.
    What's stopping you from doing a wuhan?

    I'm not chinese so I already have a massive advantage over every person working in that lab.



    Originally posted by RIPtotse Here’s how you stop the virus:

    Put ivermectin in every household and take a dose as soon as any symptoms occur and continue treatment until effects of disease subside.

    there's no proof that stuff does anything and any bullshit you post to say otherwise can easily be disproven by 1000 sources. If that worked people would be doing it, so I am gonna do it right and make a proper vaccine.
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    What the fuck have you been reading... entire states in India, South America, and Africa have lowered their hospitalizations by up to 80% solely with ivermectin.

    I’m not a lung or icu specialist and I’m pretty sure your not a fucking pharmacist or pharmacologist, so good luck making an actual fucking vaccine. You're literally an internet drug nerd who would benefit greatly from proper education, I’m sure.

    There is literally loads of data relating to ivermectin and it’s effect on the sars cov2 virus and you’re literally spreading misinformation if you think otherwise.

    I’m not saying vaccines don’t work and all that but I’m talking treating people on a global scale and saving thousands or millions of lives.

    CDC, WHO, and similar organizations refuse to even acknowledge many of these studies and often use the copy and paste phrase of ‘insufficient evidence’ for treatment with ivermectin and it’s a fucking travesty because there is too much evidence to ignore.

    Creating a global vaccine that doesn’t even stop the delta variant is the stupidest fucking shit I’ve ever heard, and I can guarantee new medications will be rushed from bench to bedside, which should never happen unless we know loads about a chemical such as ivermectin, and pharmaceutical companies will line their pockets.

    It’s like circumcision or having your wisdom teeth removed.

    Do this long enough to a society and they will not naturally develop the way they should and will have to have them removed, like how most people’s wisdom teeth come in impacted or the dentist says your mouth isn’t big enough.

    It’s just been done for so long that now our fucking biology relies on it. Welcome to vaccines.

    I just feel like no one thinks for themselves anymore and mass media and social media has fucked up a lot of shit and is controlled by the 0.5% not even the 1%
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm not chinese so I already have a massive advantage over every person working in that lab.





    there's no proof that stuff does anything and any bullshit you post to say otherwise can easily be disproven by 1000 sources. If that worked people would be doing it, so I am gonna do it right and make a proper vaccine.

    the onky reason they dont want to use it is because their patent on it has expired and anyone can manufacture generic version of them without having to pay any cent in royalty fees to anybody.
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