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Trying to avoid eating 7 freezer pizzas next month

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I am going to start planning my meals in advance so I don't have to think of what to make for dinner an hour before everything closes.

    Tomorrow I am gonna do corn beef hash

    this thread is so i Can keep track of it all and make a spectacle when I give up and go back to freezer petes.
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    Incessant African Astronaut
    Make some falafel to put in pita or sandwiches
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Incessant Make some falafel to put in pita or sandwiches

    that shit is a real pain i just buy them usually lol
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    See this is a great idea m8. Monthly meal planners. If you actually stick to it its the best way to just know in advance what your expenses will be food-wise as opposed to just deciding every single night what to eat and then always ending up paying g a lot of money for delivery (I'm projecting its what I've done so much).

    I could probably save like an extra 100-200$ a month if I just went to thr grocery store once a month and ate on my groceries but I am WREN I am dumb and I just somehow end up eating from the gas station or ordering food or going out to eat , quite a bit.

    I genuinely don't even know how I survive or what I eat. I haven't ate breakfast in like 10 years and I haven't ate a proper lunch in probably 5. I just eat one stupid meal a day and its late at night.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by mmQ I could probably save like an extra 100-200$ a month if I just went to thr grocery store once a month and ate on my groceries but I am WREN I am dumb and I just somehow end up eating from the gas station or ordering food or going out to eat , quite a bit.

    I genuinely don't even know how I survive or what I eat. I haven't ate breakfast in like 10 years and I haven't ate a proper lunch in probably 5. I just eat one stupid meal a day and its late at night.

    Yeah we are kinda in the same boat. I haven't gone to the grocery store since covid because the lines get really stupid. I grocery shop at the gas station. got hot dogs, chili and cheese yesterday.


    I'm trying to decide waht to eat for tomorrow now
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    I made a delicious beef stew this past weekend in my slow cooker (or crock pot as many Americans like to call it). I netted 7 large portions which were summarily placed in the freezing device. That's 7 meals just a 7-10min microwave wait time away. I also have about 14 slices of mushroom pie in there which I made over a month ago as well as a severed head.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i ate 8 freezer petes god hel me its not even the 8th
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    Ok, then only eat 6.5 freezer pizzas next month.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i am having a potato pizza
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    Try to shop somewhere that isn't a gas station
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice Try to shop somewhere that isn't a gas station

    Gas stations = immediate gratification

    I'm learning about how fucking retarded it is that I just always go to a gas station to get food. Like I know it's retarded.

    All I have ever had to do was justl
    stop doing it.

    All I've ever had to do is just STOP DOING dumb thing and just do a better thing. Its not even hard, my mentality just makes me THINK it's hard. Does that make sense?

    For example I've walked to my bathroom like 100 times and walked past this little wrapper laying in the corner , every time.

    100 times I walked past it and just like eh whatever ill get it later.

    And its so ridiculous how I could just have fucking taken ONE LITERAL SECOND to just pick it up.

    And now I finally did. And then incorporating that into everything else in life. Something bad? Out of place? Just... address it. Stop ignoring it. Especially things that are so fuckinf simple.

    I have been so retarded . But goddamn . GOD DAMN EEE÷EEEEEEEEWEEEE NOT THAT I know what those words mean
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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by mmQ Gas stations = immediate gratification

    I'm learning about how fucking retarded it is that I just always go to a gas station to get food. Like I know it's retarded.

    All I have ever had to do was justl
    stop doing it.

    All I've ever had to do is just STOP DOING dumb thing and just do a better thing. Its not even hard, my mentality just makes me THINK it's hard. Does that make sense?

    For example I've walked to my bathroom like 100 times and walked past this little wrapper laying in the corner , every time.

    100 times I walked past it and just like eh whatever ill get it later.

    And its so ridiculous how I could just have fucking taken ONE LITERAL SECOND to just pick it up.

    And now I finally did. And then incorporating that into everything else in life. Something bad? Out of place? Just… address it. Stop ignoring it. Especially things that are so fuckinf simple.

    I have been so retarded . But goddamn . GOD DAMN EEE÷EEEEEEEEWEEEE NOT THAT I know what those words mean

    hey can you read EAT THAT FROG by Brian Tracy, or THE SLIGHT EDGE by Jeff Olsen
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by A College Professor hey can you read EAT THAT FROG by Brian Tracy, or THE SLIGHT EDGE by Jeff Olsen

    You read my book I want to read yours. Where do I find them?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Gas stations = immediate gratification

    I'm learning about how fucking retarded it is that I just always go to a gas station to get food. Like I know it's retarded.

    All I have ever had to do was justl
    stop doing it.

    All I've ever had to do is just STOP DOING dumb thing and just do a better thing. Its not even hard, my mentality just makes me THINK it's hard. Does that make sense?

    For example I've walked to my bathroom like 100 times and walked past this little wrapper laying in the corner , every time.

    100 times I walked past it and just like eh whatever ill get it later.

    And its so ridiculous how I could just have fucking taken ONE LITERAL SECOND to just pick it up.

    And now I finally did. And then incorporating that into everything else in life. Something bad? Out of place? Just… address it. Stop ignoring it. Especially things that are so fuckinf simple.

    I have been so retarded . But goddamn . GOD DAMN EEE÷EEEEEEEEWEEEE NOT THAT I know what those words mean

    Should have left the wrapper...life is too short to worry about empty enema wrappers. When you're dead someone will pick it up for you.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by A College Professor hey can you read EAT THAT FROG by Brian Tracy, or THE SLIGHT EDGE by Jeff Olsen

    I read it and have been eating many ugly frogs and not looking at them. I close my eyes
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    Frog meat isn't all it's cracked up to be. Rubbery and tasteless.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I bought a freezer pete ::)

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    DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice Try to shop somewhere that isn't a gas station

    day old gas station sushi is both fragrant and delicious
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    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by mmQ Gas stations = immediate gratification

    I'm learning about how fucking retarded it is that I just always go to a gas station to get food. Like I know it's retarded.

    All I have ever had to do was justl
    stop doing it.

    All I've ever had to do is just STOP DOING dumb thing and just do a better thing. Its not even hard, my mentality just makes me THINK it's hard. Does that make sense?

    For example I've walked to my bathroom like 100 times and walked past this little wrapper laying in the corner , every time.

    100 times I walked past it and just like eh whatever ill get it later.

    And its so ridiculous how I could just have fucking taken ONE LITERAL SECOND to just pick it up.

    And now I finally did. And then incorporating that into everything else in life. Something bad? Out of place? Just… address it. Stop ignoring it. Especially things that are so fuckinf simple.

    I have been so retarded . But goddamn . GOD DAMN EEE÷EEEEEEEEWEEEE NOT THAT I know what those words mean

    Yeah, sure, and I mean... you're right... but consider the following: persisting in your indolence and just wallowing in filth.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    holy fuck that was a good pete last night
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