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  1. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ot



    Sitting tokin in front of the fire , talking about space and light years and stuff...
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ot



    Sitting tokin in front of the fire , talking about space and light years and stuff…

    Whats your favorite intergalactic FUN FACT?

    I was thinking the other day that being an astronomer should be like the easiest job IN THE UNIVERSE because basically you just have to memorize all the stuff we know about the other planets and our sun and then maybe a few more things about the other galaxies and stars and then once you memorize that you don't have to learn anything new you just sit in front of a telescope for 24 hours a day looking around for things. EASIEST JOB EVER.

    One day after alllll the stars are burned out there'll be a super giant power black hole that gets orbited by zillions of other less powerful black holes and it will change the course of history.
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  4. Eating a humgarber from 5guy burger co. I asked them to prepare it valtimore - style which means they cut a hotline down the middle and put it on ttop
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Eating a humgarber from 5guy burger co. I asked them to prepare it valtimore - style which means they cut a hotline down the middle and put it on ttop

    what does that mean cut a hotline ? Like they cut out a strip of the burger and set it on top of the other parts that they cut through? I iS CONFUSE. Baltimore has LOTS OF CRIME does it have something to do with that?
  6. Originally posted by mmQ what does that mean cut a hotline ? Like they cut out a strip of the burger and set it on top of the other parts that they cut through? I iS CONFUSE. Baltimore has LOTS OF CRIME does it have something to do with that?

    Out here by LAX the homies call that a landing strip yadig
  7. Deciding whether to go to the bar. 8pI worked 10 hrs today im already about to fall asleep.
  8. I'm watching the bathroom all the employees have gone in there I bet they all took a SHIT
  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Deciding whether to go to the bar. 8pI worked 10 hrs today im already about to fall asleep.

    Not tonight babe. Tonight is the night is the night of love. Forever and ever I can't get enou- shhh sorry. Get some POWER Z's tonight so you can be UP AND ADAM tomorrow. Also if you're into having nightmares (its highly entertaining if you embrace them I recommend them to everyone friends and family) you should eat a bunch of hot dogs, Mr. PANSEXUALTHRAX taught me. It works for him and apparently its like SCIENCE YO. I'm planning a night next month where instead of taking a bunch of acid and going on a spiritual journey om gonna stay up for 3 or 4 days and eat like Joey chestnut 4th of July levels of hot dogs and then pass the fuck out and just experience a long sleep of Horrors and Experiences.
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  10. 10 blondes all went into the bathrooms they're going in both the men's and female men's room I bet they're all in there TAKING A SHIT.

    When I leave I'm going to tell at the workers THANKS, THAT MEAL TASTE LIKE SHIT
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 10 blondes all went into the bathrooms they're going in both the men's and female men's room I bet they're all in there TAKING A SHIT.

    When I leave I'm going to tell at the workers THANKS, THAT MEAL TASTE LIKE SHIT

    go in there with them maybe they're all went in and went through a secret chamber where they're having a big fun party with laughs and pleasures and they're hoping you join them but its against the rules for them to invite you, you just need to Find the way
  12. Originally posted by mmQ go in there with them maybe they're all went in and went through a secret chamber where they're having a big fun party with laughs and pleasures and they're hoping you join them but its against the rules for them to invite you, you just need to Find the way

    Hmmmm
  13. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Hmmmm

    Or maybe you're probably right and they are all literally taking turns shitting MASSIVE HEAPS and touching it and making food YOUR FOOD
  14. I just shit heaps but my puckered butthole whispers that maybe it wasn't enough
  15. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Whats your favorite intergalactic FUN FACT?

    I was thinking the other day that being an astronomer should be like the easiest job IN THE UNIVERSE because basically you just have to memorize all the stuff we know about the other planets and our sun and then maybe a few more things about the other galaxies and stars and then once you memorize that you don't have to learn anything new you just sit in front of a telescope for 24 hours a day looking around for things. EASIEST JOB EVER.

    One day after alllll the stars are burned out there'll be a super giant power black hole that gets orbited by zillions of other less powerful black holes and it will change the course of history.

  16. I did it I sang. Lol everyone here hates country music I'm the token white dude
  17. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you love that bar

    its ur kind of place
  18. Originally posted by A College Professor you love that bar

    its ur kind of place

    Dude can you come back to LA we got work to do

    Originally posted by A College Professor you love that bar

    its ur kind of place
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Dude can you come back to LA we got work to do

    maybe end of next week? ill look for my fona fone i think it fell behind the couch or sumfin
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  20. Originally posted by A College Professor maybe end of next week? ill look for my fona fone i think it fell behind the couch or sumfin

    OOOH DAT SOUND DELIGHTFUL. lets cut a rug my man
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