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Thank you Jesus!

  1. 2017-04-06 at 6:43 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Christianity was founded in cuckoldry. Joseph was the ultimate cuck because his wife was impregnated by god. Discuss.
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  2. 2017-04-06 at 6:49 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    God didn't actually have sex with Mary. Wasn't there already a stupid thread on this?
  3. 2017-04-06 at 6:49 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    flawless logic


    also jesus got nailed by a bunch of roman dudes and jedis
  4. 2017-04-06 at 6:53 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    It's out of control to be honest. A WEB of deception and inconsistencies. Skull and bones, man. SKULL. AND. BONES.
  5. 2017-04-06 at 6:55 AM UTC
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
  6. 2017-04-06 at 6:58 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
  7. 2017-04-06 at 7 AM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Actor

    Jesus's hand didn't look like that according to Ephesians 4:9 please rebuke yourself thank you.
  8. 2017-04-06 at 7:06 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole




    happy zaint zattex day
  9. 2017-04-06 at 7:06 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ok
  10. 2017-04-06 at 7:07 AM UTC
    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Jesus's hand didn't look like that according to Ephesians 4:9 please rebuke yourself thank you.

  11. 2017-04-06 at 7:08 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  12. 2017-04-06 at 7:21 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    this was my mSN display profile picture for 5 years

  13. 2017-04-06 at 7:52 AM UTC
    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Christianity was founded in cuckoldry

    False. It was founded in israel.

    More seriously it was "founded" by the jedi. Of course it was a different jedi than the modern ones but it was jedis allthesame.

    Its always jedis guys. Always.
  14. 2017-04-06 at 8:02 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump this was my mSN display profile picture for 5 years


    Good ol' Buddy Jesus
  15. 2017-04-06 at 8:03 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    polytheism (egypt)> judaism > christianity > islam > trianglism
  16. 2017-04-06 at 8:04 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
  17. 2017-04-06 at 8:05 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump polytheism (egypt)> judaism > christianity > islam > trianglism

    You put Trianglism at the bottom of the list?
  18. 2017-04-06 at 8:06 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The triangles are facing east which is where the triangle of the screaming electron has been relocatted from Beaver Creek, California. also its not a list its a historical chronology,.
  19. 2017-04-06 at 11:09 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition 

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            polytheism- judaism
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    christianity - islam - trianglism
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  20. 2017-04-06 at 12:39 PM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's funny how mary can be a cheating slut and it ends up turned in to a religion, shoulda been stoned
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