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Meth lab cleaning service

  1. #1
    hurrr durrr he shaked and baked in the bathtub and spilled ammonia salt and lithium on the bathroom tile that will be $10,000 to clean plus a hazard waste disposal fee

    I'm moving to fucking Indiana $$$$$

  2. #2
    imagine wanting to leave indiana to grow weed when you can make more money cleaning meth labs
  3. #3
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Crime Scene Cleaners in general. What kind of money do they make?
  4. #4
    I don't know about crime scenes like blood and shit but anything with a chemical you can call hazardous is easy money. All you have to do is tell the boomer "yup they used 500 mililiters of isopropyl alcohol and a pack of AA batteries this place is condemned and needs a $50,000 contamination cleanup"

    they will gladly fork over the money and thank you for cleaning these dangerous toxic poisons from the community and the mayor will give you a key to the city. Americans (especially right wing christian conservatives from Indiana) are very stupid and I Am going to make a lot of money from their cowardly ways

    THIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A WEAPONS GRADE EXPLOSIVE ISIS PRODUCTION FACILITY don't worry folx I will clean it up STAND BACK I CAN HEAR IT FIZZING AND HISSING OH SHIT ITS GONNA FUCKING BLOW EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!!!

  5. #5
    $100,000 Cleanup for this industrial grade mexican supermeth cartel import export meth cook super-duper chinese funded megalab

  6. #6
    This meth lab would cost about $1,000,000.00 to clean up



    The trick to getting it clean is passing a swab test because the meth fumes stick to the paint and even if you paint over it the meth particles transfer to the wet paint so you have to scrub down the walls with bleach

    even though having meth particles in your wall paint does literally nothing and causes no damage you cannot sell a "meth contaminated" home so it costs the big bux LMAO bleach costs nothing. But people won't clean it up themselves because ITS A METH LAB POSION DEATH EXPLOSION IN THE WALLS SEN THE HAZMAT TEAM IN THERE TO SCRUB IT DOWN WITH BLEACH AND PRAY FOR THEIR SAFETY
  7. #7
    cigreting Dark Matter
    youd be the best cleaner methrat
    but then youd loose your welfare 🙁
  8. #8
    Originally posted by cigreting youd be the best cleaner methrat
    but then youd loose your welfare 🙁

    whats ur address I have an idea to make a lot of monmey first we cook a batch in your house and then I charge $50k to clean it up and split it with you out in the desert next to my 6 foot deep money hiding pit
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    me livs wiv ur granps in an dumpster behind 711
  10. #10
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't know about crime scenes like blood and shit but anything with a chemical you can call hazardous is easy money. All you have to do is tell the boomer "yup they used 500 mililiters of isopropyl alcohol and a pack of AA batteries this place is condemned and needs a $50,000 contamination cleanup"

    they will gladly fork over the money and thank you for cleaning these dangerous toxic poisons from the community and the mayor will give you a key to the city. Americans (especially right wing christian conservatives from Indiana) are very stupid and I Am going to make a lot of money from their cowardly ways

    THIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A WEAPONS GRADE EXPLOSIVE ISIS PRODUCTION FACILITY don't worry folx I will clean it up STAND BACK I CAN HEAR IT FIZZING AND HISSING OH SHIT ITS GONNA FUCKING BLOW EVERYONE GET DOWN!!!!!


    Well blood and stuff is bio-hazard so i guess the pay might be the same.
  11. #11
    GET THE BLOOD

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