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I just met two chicks at the spa

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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    That's a hard no (the photo).
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    That face will look 30yrs older without the makeup/foundation...no sir, no one want's to wake up to grandma.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    looks like a lady I used to buy weed from
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    Originally posted by Wariat yea i was sort of surprised she was she claimed almost 49 but i guess she could have lied about her age i first guessed 51 lol but she was like no so i guessed lower not higher but she right away asked me how old are you lol right when i made small talk.

    She looks 55 easy.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That face will look 30yrs older without the makeup/foundation…no sir, no one want's to wake up to grandma.




    So, what is she...about ten years younger than you?
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    Ah look, I knew it wouldn't be long before stalker showed up, did you have a dull weekend again without me STL?
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    I always have Skunk and Speculum to play with.

    What lovely company you're grouped with!
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    Originally posted by stl1 I always have Skunk and Speculum to play with.

    Lets leave those innocent grandkids of yours out of this you sick bastard.
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Polish and Slavic women age bad so possibly she was telling the truth about her age.
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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lets leave those innocent grandkids of yours out of this you sick bastard.



    Didn't I see your grandchildren in a can of Spam?
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    Originally posted by stl1 Didn't I see your grandchildren in a can of Spam?

    So even when shopping and looking at the ingredient on the back of cans you're STILL thinking of me...what a fucking creepy weirdo you are.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson She looks 55 easy.

    if you snake your hand into her crotch unannounced you might find not tampon, not even a pair of hairy of labia.


    but adult diapers.
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    Disgusting Vincent. You'll all be mgtow when you hit 50 and you have all the rotting 50 yr old women hitting you up...NO SIR. The Asian Spa and early nights for this retired Lothario.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Disgusting Vincent. You'll all be mgtow when you hit 50 and you have all the rotting 50 yr old women hitting you up…NO SIR. The Asian Spa and early nights for this retired Lothario.

    at 40, i realize that a new door of opportunities is open to me.

    a 40 year old man can not only pursue 30+ year old women with prepubescent, pubescent, and post pubescent daughetrs, but also 50+ year old grannies with pubescent and prepubescent grand daughetrs.

    ja, the market for step-grandpas is pretty much untapped and under utilized.
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    Yes, 40 was my best and most memorable year...40 and 25 were great...after 50 forget it son.
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