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I got my EU vaccine passport today

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    Remember when "only conspiracy theorists" believed they would try to force us to take vaccines?
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    how does it feels like having sold your soul.
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Remember when "only conspiracy theorists" believed they would try to force us to take vaccines?

    Come to America. We can be roommates.
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    Beany Yung Blood
    A fake one?
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Beany A fake one?

    I'm arranging for a forgery. No way i am getting the vaccine.
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    Originally posted by Sophie I'm arranging for a forgery. No way i am getting the vaccine.

    There's no authentication in them. They're only a sheet of paper or a pdf (you get the pdf if they have your email). It'd be possible to make a site that automatically generates them.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    just say you sold your vaccine card for drug money
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump There's no authentication in them. They're only a sheet of paper or a pdf (you get the pdf if they have your email). It'd be possible to make a site that automatically generates them.

    Wanna collab on a project like that?
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump There's no authentication in them.

    ...yet.

    2yrs from now we'll all be chipped like fido and kitty.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …yet.

    2yrs from now we'll all be chipped like fido and kitty.

    humans and pets get chipped.

    your getting tags.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Beany A fake one?

    Hey pal, your name is familiarly racist as well as familiar and racist. Take that shit over to 4chan
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson …yet.

    2yrs from now we'll all be chipped like fido and kitty.

    The chips are powered by microwaves coming off of towers or phones and are nano size printed up and placed in pills, or shots or in store bought items and registered to you when you run a credit card. It's been happening for years already
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    Once you become a burden to society, the worldwide core computer just switches off your vital signs, your heart, lungs and brain are simply taken offline, the mortician and funeral home are automatically dispatched, and your family is notified by text.
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    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I got my Flu vaccine at Walgreens on the way home last night…that's at least 16 microchips inside me now…soon I'll be able to run Quake III in 4k.

    You're one of them now.


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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    disgusting mutants

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    One step above a zombie.
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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
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    This is what's happening in Canada right now...

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Disgusting mutants not even wearing protective gear. All of them infected and going to die and beg for the mutation in their last dying breaths.

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ This is what's happening in Canada right now…

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    He seems like he's scripted.

    I see no emotion in his speech. It's like listening to the guy in Wal-Mart dazzling fat people standing around his kiosks of an ice cream maker.

    Buy his book
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