Did you or did you not get the vaccine??

1. 2021-07-23 at 8:36 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   A lot of people think they got the vaccine but did they really?
   This whole thing is an experiment we all can agree right?
   In order to properly conduct an experiment you need a control group correct?
   How do know if you really got the vaccine or a saline shot? Thing is you don't know!!
   All these people walking around with their head held high thinking that they are morally superior for getting the "jab" may have just got saline.
   Think about it you can still kill Grandma even though you got the shot so shut the fuck up about it.
   Here's a link to an article you might like to read instead of a wall of text like some people like to post.
   https://www.rt.com/uk/530020-zahawi-fully-vaccinated-placebo-nhs-app/
2. 2021-07-23 at 9:12 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole
   your mistake is to think those people are benevolent.
3. 2021-07-23 at 11:41 PM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Teamwork makes the dreamwork!!!
4. 2021-07-24 at 1:58 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   Yeah I got the Moderna nigga, imm bullet proof nigga
5. 2021-07-24 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I hold my head high cuz I'm smarter than all the people fool enough to partake in an experiment
6. 2021-07-24 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   I am Bullet proof!!! the motherfuckin polecat lives 4 ever!!!!
7. 2021-07-24 at 4:10 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   i got pfizer but i felt fine after my shots n all my co workers felt sick. Either im just a walking panzer tank or they just shot me full of saline like a butterball turkey
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
8. 2021-07-24 at 7:04 AM UTC

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   Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
   I only got some arm soreness
9. 2021-07-24 at 11:41 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i feel like superman!!!!!!!! wait that's just a manic episode
10. 2021-07-24 at 5:10 PM UTC

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    Jeff Houston
    I'm pooping
    
    
    When does the next vaccine come out?
11. 2021-07-25 at 3:31 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Poof
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • stl1
12. 2021-07-25 at 4:21 AM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    When you get the real one, you'll know it. You'll be deathly sick with blood clots and paralyses. Most people get the sugar pill shot, which makes the Judas goats pat each other on the back and gloat, while all the other sheep watch in awe and line up.
    
    tl/dr: Gloating Judas Goats on sugar jabs.
13. 2021-07-25 at 5:31 AM UTC

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    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    And they'll give you that "special" jab just for you in a special location suited just for you using a Speculum.
    
    Oh yeah, definitely stick it!
14. 2021-07-25 at 5:58 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    no deal
15. 2021-07-25 at 7:42 AM UTC

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    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Matthew 6:33
    But seek ye first the kingdom of God and his righteousness, and all of these things will be added to you.
16. 2021-07-25 at 8:09 AM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    I'd only get the sputnik one to make my blood rocket fuel
17. 2021-07-25 at 9:09 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My KGB handler had the sputnik one, she was sick after both shots, especially the second. No easy way out.
18. 2021-07-25 at 9:17 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    🐢
19. 2021-07-25 at 10:03 AM UTC

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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I identify as vaccinated.
20. 2021-07-25 at 10:05 AM UTC

    #20
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]

    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked i got pfizer but i felt fine after my shots n all my co workers felt sick. Either im just a walking panzer tank or they just shot me full of saline like a butterball turkey

    
    Lol the first.
    
    It’s like me at the dentist bro.
    
    “Is this fucking nitrous even on??!”
    
    “Sir the it’s full blast, in fact I’m having to battle the residual high as I fill your teeth.”
    
    “ please turn it up”