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  1. 2021-07-22 at 3:31 PM UTC
    #1
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    In your own life.

    Preface: my freshly washed car was bombarded by seagull shit yesterday.


    Delayed Karma: back in 6th grade on Photo Day, young ladies wearing their best clothes out in the School Yard, and our middle school was half a block from the beach and a group of us guys coming out of the lunchroom throwing french fries and soy burgers, burritos etc towards the girls not to hit them with food but to stir up seagulls and pigeons. What a show. Got library detention and our parents got a cleaning bill from the girls parents.

    Your turnnnnssss
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  2. 2021-07-22 at 3:35 PM UTC
    #2
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i will go for a walk and let you know
  3. 2021-07-22 at 3:47 PM UTC
    #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i will go for a walk and let you know

    I'm sorry, son. You have to have life experiences it seems to share
  4. 2021-07-22 at 3:59 PM UTC
    #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    While on an extended camping/hiking trip, I traveled to Siloam Springs and kept my stuff with this Arkansas hottie. We had sex several times. Instead of living out of a tent, i was gonna move in with her. When she found out i did amphetamines without a script, she dumped me. Then i moved in with my buddy in Mobile, Alabama and worked on an oil rig.
  5. 2021-07-22 at 4:17 PM UTC
    #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    okay I just went out to get muffins and some guy smoking a cig as I walked by started to say HEY HEY HEY YOU!

    but he waited until I have to look behind me and I never look behind me or stop for anyone no matter what which makes some people very angry. He started yelling and shouting and a lady stopped because he was REALLY loud and she was like ARE YOU OKAY SIR and he just kept ranting

    I was already around a corner. I looked back at the woman only

    Also when he said hey to me I said FUCK YOU and kept walking lmao.

  6. 2021-07-22 at 4:28 PM UTC
    #6
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I'm sorry, son. You have to have life experiences it seems to share

    school story: before they got the firewall in elementary school I put a bunch of porn on computers and deleted everything in the folder you upload your projects to. There was some oversight, a loose thread and I just kept pulling on it.

    after lunch time I got called down to the computer room OH SHIT and every kid in the school that had the same first name as me from every grade was also there. They only knew the first name and said "whoever it is I want you to admit it"

    I don't know how the fuck they couldn't prove it was me. a few of the kids were first graders and didn't even know how to turn on a computer.

    I got into lots of trouble with computers and did stuff like print 999 copies of hitler on every public printer. I would steal the login credentials of kids I didn't like and erase all their shit off the school server

    thats my funny story
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  7. 2021-07-22 at 4:38 PM UTC
    #7
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by WellHung While on an extended camping/hiking trip, I traveled to Siloam Springs and kept my stuff with this Arkansas hottie. We had sex several times. Instead of living out of a tent, i was gonna move in with her. When she found out i did amphetamines without a script, she dumped me. Then i moved in with my buddy in Mobile, Alabama and worked on an oil rig.

    That's not funny. That's sad and pathetic.

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  8. 2021-07-23 at 1:19 PM UTC
    #8
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    this one time...at band camp...
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