My gf decided to "babysit" a cat

1. 2021-07-18 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #21
   Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Cat killer.

   
   Cat killing is a form of activism these days.
2. 2021-07-18 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #22
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Cat killing is a form of activism these days.

   
   Remorseless cat killer.
3. 2021-07-18 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #23
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe ↑ how original

   
   immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
4. 2021-07-19 at 3 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny immitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

   
   Nobody wants to imitate or flatter you.
   
   You don't even piss in the coffee pot.
5. 2021-07-20 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #25
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Nobody wants to imitate or flatter you.
   
   You don't even piss in the coffee pot.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Obbe ↑ how original

6. 2021-07-20 at 12:02 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

   
   What a waste of molecules.
   
   Your parents should feel bad.
7. 2021-07-20 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #27
   Kev Space Nigga

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Just got home.
   It likes to run back and forth in front of my feet as I walk.
   It is like it is playing chicken with getting kicked in the head.
   Imma keep letting it win for now
   but its all up in my space and it knocked over my webcam and stood in front of my monitor.
   It keeps going "mmEEEEE-ow~!"
   It came with a big box of little rocks and shit.
   I dont want a cat clawing up my pristine emasculate crib.
   Told my bae this best only be 1 night.
   However much she wants a cat is gonna always be less than I want to deposit back.

   
   youre a piece of fucking shit
   
   kill yourself
8. 2021-07-20 at 7:40 PM UTC

   #28
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe What a waste of molecules.
   
   Your parents should feel bad.

   
   C-
9. 2021-07-20 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #29
   

   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny C-

   
   Your judgment is not useful to anyone.
10. 2021-07-20 at 8:58 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Why would you kill a cat?
11. 2021-07-20 at 9:05 PM UTC

    #31
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    THE SMELLY CAT... THE SMELLY CAT...
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12. 2021-07-21 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #32
    Kev Space Nigga
    they arent smelly, they take care of themselves, unlike many people including OP
13. 2021-07-21 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #33
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe Your judgment is not useful to anyone.

    
    it is to those who seekth my approvals.
14. 2021-07-21 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny it is to those who seekth my approvals.

    
    Which is nobody.
15. 2021-07-21 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #35
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kev they arent smelly, they take care of themselves, unlike many people including OP

    
    Their piss and shit stinks.
16. 2021-07-21 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Cats are pussies
17. 2021-07-21 at 7:52 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Their piss and shit stinks.

    
    You're not giving them enough fresh water
18. 2021-07-21 at 8:10 PM UTC

    #38
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready You're not giving them enough fresh water

    
    I give them whiskey instead. Maybe that's the reason their piss and shit stinks.
19. 2021-08-17 at 5:58 AM UTC

    #39
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I give them whiskey instead. Maybe that's the reason their piss and shit stinks.

    
    if they try and piss on your bed or pillow or behind the water heater then you piss on them. I was told this. let them know who is the fucking King of that house. get your own piss and put it in a spray bottle and grab them if you didnt see them pissing and rub their nose in it then spray some of your own piss on their head. if you see them squatting or spraying then grab the bottle and spray them.
    
    when they stop doing it. then call in a carpet cleaner and professionally chem clean your house.
20. 2021-08-17 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #40
    I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready if they try and piss on your bed or pillow or behind the water heater then you piss on them. I was told this. let them know who is the fucking King of that house. get your own piss and put it in a spray bottle and grab them if you didnt see them pissing and rub their nose in it then spray some of your own piss on their head. if you see them squatting or spraying then grab the bottle and spray them.
    
    when they stop doing it. then call in a carpet cleaner and professionally chem clean your house.

    
    Had to turn this smeal down on my lappy
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