So I’m in hospital

1. 2021-06-29 at 12:07 PM UTC

   #21
   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls Because I’m filthy rich and just been sitting on my ass earning money from a hospital bed I might buy all the hot nurses flowers or chocolates for fix me up like robocop
   
   Nothing more satisfying than a pretty nurse wiping your ass for you

   
   Nurses are nuts, avoid.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • cigreting, 
   • Grylls
2. 2021-07-20 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #22
   

   cigreting Dark Matter

   Originally posted by Grylls Because I’m filthy rich and just been sitting on my ass earning money from a hospital bed I might buy all the hot nurses flowers or chocolates for fix me up like robocop
   
   Nothing more satisfying than a pretty nurse wiping your ass for you

   
   deed they wipe ure as
3. 2021-07-20 at 11:28 PM UTC

   #23
   

   Average Jane Houston
   Are you pregernate?
4. 2021-07-21 at 1:09 AM UTC

   #24
   

   POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
   show him ur penus, he likes cock
5. 2021-07-21 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #25
   

   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

   Originally posted by Technologist Is it your penis? Grylly, what did you stick up there?

   
   
   
   Tech, what's the most shocking x-ray you've ever taken?
   
   And...how did it get that far up there?
6. 2021-07-21 at 2:50 PM UTC

   #26
   Kev Space Nigga
   get well fgt!
7. 2021-08-03 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #27
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   fuk of
8. 2021-08-03 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #28
   Kev Space Nigga
   there he is! feeling better?
9. 2021-08-03 at 6:28 AM UTC

   #29
   

   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   i sed fuk of
10. 2021-08-03 at 6:29 AM UTC

    #30
    Kev Space Nigga
    so you arent better?
11. 2021-08-18 at 6:14 AM UTC

    #31
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Am betta little
12. 2021-08-19 at 4:33 PM UTC

    #32
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Grylls Am betta little

    
    hows ya pet chink? she visit you in your hospital room?
13. 2021-08-19 at 4:36 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Yh
14. 2021-08-19 at 4:49 PM UTC

    #34
    Kev Space Nigga
    she bring you lots of legos?
15. 2021-08-19 at 4:55 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Just hugs n kisses n i made a cute plaque for us
16. 2021-08-23 at 12:33 PM UTC

    #36
    Kev Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Grylls Just hugs n kisses n i made a cute plaque for us

    
    a lego plaque?
17. 2021-08-23 at 12:46 PM UTC

    #37
    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Does it match your tooth plaque?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Grylls
18. 2021-09-01 at 2:51 AM UTC

    #38
    

    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nurses are nuts, avoid.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Does it match your tooth plaque?

    
    
    How did you.,