My gf decided to "babysit" a cat

1. 2020-03-11 at 3:25 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Just got home.
   It likes to run back and forth in front of my feet as I walk.
   It is like it is playing chicken with getting kicked in the head.
   Imma keep letting it win for now
   but its all up in my space and it knocked over my webcam and stood in front of my monitor.
   It keeps going "mmEEEEE-ow~!"
   It came with a big box of little rocks and shit.
   I dont want a cat clawing up my pristine emasculate crib.
   Told my bae this best only be 1 night.
   However much she wants a cat is gonna always be less than I want to deposit back.
2. 2020-03-11 at 3:26 AM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   Uodate!
   
   It lost one game of chicken.
3. 2020-03-11 at 3:52 AM UTC

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   MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
   Don't hurt it
4. 2020-03-11 at 4:38 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   When you go to sleep I hope it it claws the fuck out of out your feet and leaves and brings back hoards of feral kitty feet eating friends.
   
   You're so dense. It bugs me. How about be nice to others and they will h3 nice to you. Use your fucking head. Of course cats gonna be playful. I hope they eat you alive.
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5. 2021-07-17 at 3:33 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
   She is still babysitting the cat :/
   Now there are 2 of them.
   
   What a big fucking lie that was.
6. 2021-07-17 at 3:34 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   I thought you broke up.
7. 2021-07-17 at 3:36 PM UTC

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   BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]

   Originally posted by Obbe I thought you broke up.

   
   We did damn it.
   The thread started 2 March's ago.
8. 2021-07-17 at 4:04 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   1 March ago.
9. 2021-07-17 at 4:09 PM UTC

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   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   7 marchs ago
10. 2021-07-17 at 4:16 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    pix?
11. 2021-07-17 at 4:24 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Can't count two full Marches until next March.
12. 2021-07-17 at 5:16 PM UTC

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    cigreting Dark Matter

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Just got home.
    It likes to run back and forth in front of my feet as I walk.
    It is like it is playing chicken with getting kicked in the head.
    Imma keep letting it win for now
    but its all up in my space and it knocked over my webcam and stood in front of my monitor.
    It keeps going "mmEEEEE-ow~!"
    It came with a big box of little rocks and shit.
    I dont want a cat clawing up my pristine emasculate crib.
    Told my bae this best only be 1 night.
    However much she wants a cat is gonna always be less than I want to deposit back.

    
    bae is poop in french
    seems fitting
13. 2021-07-17 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy We did damn it.
    The thread started 2 March's ago.

    
    You broke up but she left her cats with you?
    
    Or, wait, are you still living with her??
    
    For fucks sake fona...
14. 2021-07-18 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ↑ how original
15. 2021-07-18 at 5:04 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by RIPtotse 7 marchs ago

    
    Its been one long march between Andrew n Chell.
    
    Just one monotonous, drawn out white trash Arthur Miller play
16. 2021-07-18 at 5:09 AM UTC

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    ohio death march
17. 2021-07-18 at 5:24 AM UTC

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    General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

    Originally posted by Obbe You broke up but she left her cats with you?
    
    Or, wait, are you still living with her??
    
    For fucks sake fona…

    
    Lol outrageous arnie got CatCucked
18. 2021-07-18 at 2:03 PM UTC

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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ how original

    
    ↑ how original
19. 2021-07-18 at 3:10 PM UTC

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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Kill it and make it look like an accident. Fuck cat ladies.
20. 2021-07-18 at 3:46 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Kill it and make it look like an accident. Fuck cat ladies.

    
    Cat killer.