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    Imagine the noise. I'd probably piss myself and hide behind some other idiot. What would you do, star trek?
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    Oh i would love to run screaming into battle with a massive claymore in hands alongside my brothers, cutting off other people's heads, getting blood and guts in my face and eventually getting impaled and left to die by someone bigger and stronger than me.

    I'm not into the whole gun thing though. Its just not personal or honorable enough.
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    dig a hole and fill it in over me whilst breathing through a hollowed out stick
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    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    In dodge ball I always hid behind a fat girl and coward.
    If I ever got a chance to throw a ball someone was just going to catch it anyways.
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    Xlite African Astronaut
    You guys are a bunch of pussies.
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    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Imagine the noise. I'd probably piss myself and hide behind some other idiot. What would you do, star trek?

    your head minimizes noises whennits full of adrenalin.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Was this the battle of 1967? Who the fuck are all of these dirty long haired hippies?
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    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would be the guy that loads the cannon

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    For this I was chosen, because I fear nothing
    With confidence I tread through the dead of the night
    Off to another war-torn, far-away battlefield
    Wherein lies a demonic enemy horde

    On this day, I decide to anoint my fists
    Engaging them in the mode of power and war
    Stopping at nothing that's short of fulfilling my destiny
    Willing to die, and I will, after you, for what I believe

    A desperate avenger, striking fear in their hearts
    Invading their dreams before their day even starts
    Wet with your blood, I sharpen my sword
    No turning the other cheek like a coward
    Come tomorrow I may lay down and die, but not this day
    This day we fight!

    Sent on an unholy quest, to reduce all those who resist
    To the size of their shriveled up souls and scatter them like grist
    I vanquished the strangleholds that the Netherworld sets for me
    The last request of my life is to die killing my enemies!

    Bathed in blood up to my horse's bridle
    It's death to retreat; there's no chance of survival
    Wet with your blood, I sharpen my sword
    No turning the other cheek like a coward
    Come tomorrow I may lay down and die, but not this day
    This day we fight!

    Strip the fallen heroes
    Finish off the wounded
    Collect the spoils of war
    And send back their dead
    This day we fight!
    This day I fight!


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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I would be the guy that loads the cannon

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    If history serves me right, decades before the revolutionary war, the colonies fought the French and mainly Shawnee and Mohawkians in the French and Indian war known as the 16 year war before the French flip sides and helped the new America fight red coats. They then got stomped and came back for more in 1812 to be defeated again by a bunch of farmers.

    2 white houses burned to the ground between war of 1812 and 1860s cival war. For a young ass country we sure have had more than our share of battles..inb4 Joos
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    If Canadians are so proud of being apart of the British Colony why the fuck did you leave in the past few decades?
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready If Canadians are so proud of being apart of the British Colony why the fuck did you leave in the past few decades?

    Because british people are retards that banned squirting porn because "it looks like piss"

    they are completely backwards culturally and fucking retarded. Not a single country they controlled wanted to be part of THE BRI'ISH EMPIRE because it was a shitty empire full of retards.

    an island controlling the entire world through the ocean is a stupid idea. They couldn't even hold onto Ireland. America doesn't talk to their ex girlfriend, we are still friends with ours.

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    That is the saddest history lesson I have ever heard.

    You would make a great substitute instructor, scron.


    "Don't speak when I am talking. Now you get over here and smoke this. and drink this too"
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Imagine the noise. I'd probably piss myself and hide behind some other idiot. What would you do, star trek?

    Nah when you had your nigs with you and you were listening to the drums or bagpipes or whatever they did you’d be ready. Or you would be making yourself useful some other way with the rest of the women and old people.
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That is the saddest history lesson I have ever heard.

    I don't think it's sad. The entire world woke up and realized British culture sucks. In a globalized world they have not been major cultural exporters, all British music is done in American pop style.

    It's a lot different than the early rock scenes which had a lot of British influence, now it's all hip hop and rap music because American culture is cool.

    Every country controlled by the British ended up totally rejecting their culture. That never happened to the French.

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You become like Ants. A huge percent of people follow orders. "The Normies" will battle to the death when it becomes the "norm" thing to do.

    Lemmings. Jump right off a fucking ledge
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't think it's sad. The entire world woke up and realized British culture sucks. In a globalized world they have not been major cultural exporters, all British music is done in American pop style.

    It's a lot different than the early rock scenes which had a lot of British influence, now it's all hip hop and rap music because American culture is cool.

    Every country controlled by the British ended up totally rejecting their culture. That never happened to the French.

    Its funny how they talk so much shit about Amerimutts. but they follow our standards in music culture.

    the British Invasion 1 and 2 (60s and 80s) was some of the best music. and they take their music serious (at least back then). the Mod's vs Rockers of Vespa riders vs Norton or Triumph (Indian, Harley etc) back in the 60s turned into full gang wars. no lie. In london back in the mid 60s there were a lot of deaths between fashion and the type of rock you listened to.

    North Western England is even more hardcore. 70s and 80s Punk/Post Punk turned into political riots and regional turf wars. MadChester
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    y'all ever heard of grapeshot?



    If I was in those times I would be an inventor of lethal shot types and kidnap stragglers on the back country roads and tie them to a pole in my field and fire my experimental cannon rounds at them and sell the technology to the king.



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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    You mean kidnap soldiers or adults.


    otherwise, You sick Hiki'teir mother fucker.

    that being said. sounds like a Grenade to me. early grenade
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