I am working to develop my tourist scam once things open back up I will harass and follow around tourists and fuck with them and make really fake outlandish stories that lead to me getting money.
Like how my father makes beaver fur hockey stick warmers and because of covid he hasn't been able to leave the house because masks give him claustrophobia and if they just take this rare limited edition only 5 ever made hockey warmer off me and give me $50 (it retails at $1299.99 GOOD DEAL) I can buy him a mask and some liquor for enough courage to finally stand up to my father who also used to beat me. The reason I can't sell it myself is because my store also closed from covid
I expect to pull in around a modest $50k annually doing this. People are generally pretty stupid and as long as you keep following them around and saying words I think it would be easy to extract from them.
If all else fails the backup plan is to lead them down a dark alley and rob them at knife point.
I'm gonna buy a bunch of cheap costume jedielery and go around sexually harassing female tourists, force them to wear it and use my superior english skills to overpower them.
Homeless people try that shit all the time around here they just walk up and start waving their arms around and making noises and then hold out their hand and say you owe them for that thing man that thing hey man hey DAT TING OJJ#$D#F
I never see anyone target tourists like that. Maybe it's because all the homeless people are secretly government agents doing street theater.
i was reading on quora which is where i get most of my facs , and apurntly people in holland are huge dick head hypocrites and they think its cute to be like that. anyway theres plenty of criminals there who prefer to fuck with tourists because the cops dont give a phuck about tourists there because they are dick head hyprocrites and they think its cute
