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my 4th of July weekend

  1. #21
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've never "toured" anyone named Francis.


    maybe he toured the shit out of you and you had those memory holed.
  2. #22
    Thank you father, please may I have another?
  3. #23
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    On canada day I got really drunk and went out in thr woods with my military friend who has his PAL and let a couple mags off and drank half a quart of goose and least half dozen beer and rode around with another buddy and this girl he just found out he had a kid with. We were driving with a 4 wheeler around all drunk.
    Because of the canadian government being complicit in the rape and murder of native kids nobody was celebrating Canada day but we still let off a ton of fireworks at the end of my driveway and my inbred hillbilly neighbors came out and we called them all Billy or Jimmy even tho thats not their names.

    The following days I just hung out with my family because it's been raining like crazy. On one of the days someone lit off a shitbamg of fireworks over the lake so we could see them and they were very loud. Basically nobody celebrated canada day this year because of the dead native children's. I don't really have much white guilt tho because I grew up kinda niggerish so can't nobody yell me nuffin.

    Stop trying to teach that dog to suck your dick
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  4. #24
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by Sudo On canada day I got really drunk and went out in thr woods with my military friend who has his PAL and let a couple mags off and drank half a quart of goose and least half dozen beer and rode around with another buddy and this girl he just found out he had a kid with. We were driving with a 4 wheeler around all drunk.
    Because of the canadian government being complicit in the rape and murder of native kids nobody was celebrating Canada day but we still let off a ton of fireworks at the end of my driveway and my inbred hillbilly neighbors came out and we called them all Billy or Jimmy even tho thats not their names.

    The following days I just hung out with my family because it's been raining like crazy. On one of the days someone lit off a shitbamg of fireworks over the lake so we could see them and they were very loud. Basically nobody celebrated canada day this year because of the dead native children's. I don't really have much white guilt tho because I grew up kinda niggerish so can't nobody yell me nuffin.

    Stop trying to teach that dog to suck your dick

    wats PAL
  5. #25
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting wats PAL

    Penis
    As long As
    Legs
  6. #26
    cigreting Dark Matter
    when u measured did it get hard u faget
  7. #27
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by cigreting when u measured did it get hard u faget

    Holy fuck stop talking about my friends dick like that you thirsty dog
  8. #28
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Kev i ate ice cream in my air conditioned room and played some vidya games, was hot as hell here and i aint even in phoenix.

    One time driving west on the High Road to Taos into Chimayo, NM there was a house that had originally been a mobile home, and they had just started adding rooms until they had a whole regular house built around the original mobile home, which they still used as the main entrance. It was interesting as fuck and the way the highway approached, you looked dead on to the mobile home. I went to college in Santa Fe, and just now I hopped down the road on Google maps to find the house and got all nostalgic for those days, you know. I didn't find the house, but it was something like this:

  9. #29
    FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by cigreting did some 4 wheeling in Northern MN with a couple friends


    I grew up there, well to 9th grade
  10. #30
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by FreeAssange I grew up there, well to 9th grade

    Are you the ghost of dietpiano?
  11. #31
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by FreeAssange I grew up there, well to 9th grade

    Nice, where and whatd you do on the 4th
  12. #32
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by FreeAssange One time driving west on the High Road to Taos into Chimayo, NM there was a house that had originally been a mobile home, and they had just started adding rooms until they had a whole regular house built around the original mobile home, which they still used as the main entrance. It was interesting as fuck and the way the highway approached, you looked dead on to the mobile home. I went to college in Santa Fe, and just now I hopped down the road on Google maps to find the house and got all nostalgic for those days, you know. I didn't find the house, but it was something like this:


    thats cool but what did that have to do with my post?
  13. #33
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson .stick in around your neck and then head out to the 104 degree Texas sun to do some man stuff.

    So you're a rigger, wrap that chain
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready So you're a rigger, wrap that chain

    I was refering to when I had my 6 acres, I'd be out choppin wood, building pens, chasing copperheads, planting my potato, strimmin the weeds, etc

    ...all the while looking tan and taut covered in mansweat.
  15. #35
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I was refering to when I had my 6 acres, I'd be out choppin wood, building pens, chasing copperheads, planting my potato, strimmin the weeds, etc

    …all the while looking tan and taut covered in mansweat.

    You would make tons of money by now as a union shop Stuart getting way more sun ordering others to swing and wrap a chain.. I don't know the term they use but it looks grueling as fuck. Respect to those men keeping the world supply moving
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