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This nigga shat in the shower and stomped it down the drain

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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Pepe the frog freaky ass motherfucker
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    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
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    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    thread is useless without pics mr. negro
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by STER0S thread is useless without pics mr. negro

    Take your own pics Mr. Ku Klux Klan Alleyway Rapist
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    Who hasn't shit in the shower?

    Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing ... next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place ... good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.

    Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who hasn't shit in the shower?

    Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing … next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place … good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.

    Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.

    Pretty gay
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who hasn't shit in the shower?

    Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing … next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place … good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.

    Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.

    Sounds like an allergy to me. Be lucky they're not severe with you going into shock and airway shutting off
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo Pretty gay

    its only gay if your aroused by a 300lbs fat fuck doing a ballistic diarrhea.
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny its only gay if your aroused by a 300lbs fat fuck doing a ballistic diarrhea.

    *you're

    Learn English, retard.
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo *you're

    Learn English, retard.

    are you english ?
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you english ?

    No. But I can speak it better than you, retard nip.
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo No. But I can speak it better than you, retard nip.

    then why are you using english like its your native lamguage.

    masser wheep if you english wrong ?
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny then why are you using english like its your native lamguage.

    masser wheep if you english wrong ?

    It is my native language. I was born in America, pedo-tard.
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    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who hasn't shit in the shower?

    Just the other day I got into the shower and when that warm water hit my balls I started relaxing … next thing I'm shooting liquid diarrhoea all over the place … good times, once I managed to get the peanuts and corn husks to go down the drain.

    Peanuts give me diarrhoea, but they feel good both going in and leaving, the texture as they squeeze through my ass sphincter is like a vibrator on my butthole, really good.

    That's crazy, you might have a mild allergy, peanuts are underrated along with GWC, It must really feel great for your butt, I wonder if elephants experience the same thing when a peanut travels up their trunk.

    Imagine you had a trunk that was a sphincter of mouth watering nerve endings. Just imagine star trek
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo It is my native language. I was born in America, pedo-tard.

    black people arent indegeneous to american continent, you can be born in the US but that will just make you an invasive species.

    and english is not, i repeat NOT your native language, because english language is part of english culture, and english culture can never be a native culture for anyone with african descent,

    unless theyre of mixed race, or theyre uncle toms and auntie jemimas.
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    BummyMofo African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny black people arent indegeneous to american continent, you can be born in the US but that will just make you an invasive species.

    and english is not, i repeat NOT your native language, because english language is part of english culture, and english culture can never be a native culture for anyone with african descent,

    unless theyre of mixed race, or theyre uncle toms and auntie jemimas.

    Nobody's indigenous to America except the tribes like Cherokee and shit. Wow you really are backwards and retarded as fuck. So much for chinamen having high intelligence, you're dumber than a box of rocks dug out of the retard tunnel.
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by BummyMofo Pepe the frog freaky ass motherfucker

    you know this nigga? stuff him down the drain

    shit, the previous tenant of my last apartment always pissed down the sink, pipe had to be replaced because it calcified and couldnt be removed with drain cleaner.
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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Kev you know this nigga? stuff him down the drain

    shit, the previous tenant of my last apartment always pissed down the sink, pipe had to be replaced because it calcified and couldnt be removed with drain cleaner.

    That was me, you must be that attractive lady from Televeve
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    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready That was me, you must be that attractive lady from Televeve

    you piss down the sink? your place must really reek...
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    Originally posted by BummyMofo Nobody's indigenous to America except the tribes like Cherokee and shit. Wow you really are backwards and retarded as fuck. So much for chinamen having high intelligence, you're dumber than a box of rocks dug out of the retard tunnel.

    doesnt contradick what i said.

    dumb negroe is dumb.
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