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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Been real busy working and fucking.
    Got a lot going on and happening faster than I am comfortable with.
    Im holding it all together no problem cuz I got big ass muscles and my dick is huge.
    Making money like the Mint and saving up for a move.
    My new gf is super fun and ultra horny.
    She loves rape fantasies and is wetter than a water park.
    Spent last weekend doing my brakes and an oil change.
    Believe it or not that is all I had time to do on my weekend.
    I work 6 days a week and sometimes twice a day.
    I've started looking for a place to move to and will entertain you all with the results.
    Mentally and physically I am stronger and sharper than ever.
    There is a lot on my plate right now and I have much to figure out if I am to comfortably transition into living on my own.
    I think I owe the internet company $1400 from when I let a drug dealer go HAM watching pay per view shit when I was in my early 20's which is probably why it is currently in Chell's name.
    I need to pay that off so I can get internet when I move.
    Hopefully Rabbitweed will take pity on my and help me out because he is such a good gont and understands people deserve second chances and to have their delinquent bills paid by people they have never met on account of I said I would be his best man at his wedding.
    I am happy to announce that I no longer care about much at all and am very happy with being free as a bird.
    4th of July has granted me a lovely and rare 3 day weekend which I hope to enjoy to my fullest capabilities.
    Stay tuned for more.
    Love you guys.
    Don't forget to wipe.
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  2. #2
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    are you sure you're not dead?
  3. #3
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    why'd u and chell break up?
  4. #4
    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    See I was right!
  5. #5
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by STER0S why'd u and chell break up?

    We grew apart.
    No hard feelings toward her at all.
    Im just tired of pretending.
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  6. #6
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Teather internet from your phone instead of signining with a major internet provider
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  7. #7
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy We grew apart.
    No hard feelings toward her at all.
    Im just tired of pretending.

    datz rite nigga 👍
  8. #8
    Prove to us you're still alive.
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  9. #9
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Hopefully Rabbitweed will take pity on my and help me out because he is such a good gont and understands people deserve second chances and to have their delinquent bills paid by people they have never met on account of I said I would be his best man at his wedding.

    i agree
  10. #10
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I think I owe the internet company $1400 from when I let a drug dealer go HAM watching pay per view shit when I was in my early 20's which is probably why it is currently in Chell's name.

    Don't pay, don't be stupid with your money. They will write it off soon. Also 4g and 5g broadband is really good now, and you can move them around, so wired broadband is unnecessary.
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