Sorry guys, I killed Fona.

1. 2021-07-02 at 3:29 AM UTC

   #1
   blaster master victim of incest
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Bueno, 
   • mmQ, 
   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2021-07-02 at 4:03 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   Question. Did any of them put up much of a fight?
3. 2021-07-02 at 7:53 AM UTC

   #3
   blaster master victim of incest
4. 2021-07-02 at 10:18 AM UTC

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   Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
   Good riddance, poor bastard.
5. 2021-07-02 at 10:23 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   i wanna kill shell no way I would get caught
6. 2021-07-02 at 12:18 PM UTC

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   pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
7. 2021-07-02 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #7
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   it wasn't stray, I was aiming
8. 2021-07-02 at 1:37 PM UTC

   #8
   AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

   Originally posted by blaster master Welp, I think the chicago police are outside my door.
   
   Fona had uncovered my family secret, you know what I'm talking about 2k1, so I had to dispatch him.
   
   I drove all the way to Dayton, OH in my truck with bald tires. In a giant thunderstorm the whole way.
   
   When I got to fona's house shelly was cooking him his favorite dinner of chips and beef jerky while he fucked two young supple blond heroin addicts she brought home for him from the recovery center.
   
   Everyone was pretty freaked out that I had let myself in, so I dispatched all four of them and got the fuck out of there.

   
   That detail is where you fucked up. We all know Shell left Fona after he flipped out on her for not having any weed.
9. 2021-07-02 at 1:39 PM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   actually he killed himself because he had to live in world where you're still alive
10. 2021-07-02 at 1:45 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Cly African Astronaut [foredate your moneyless friar's-cowl]
    Niggasin.space
11. 2021-07-02 at 3:36 PM UTC

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    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
12. 2021-07-02 at 3:50 PM UTC

    #12
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The details are in the devil
13. 2021-07-02 at 3:50 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    BURN THE GODDAMNED VVITCH!!!!
14. 2021-07-02 at 5:26 PM UTC

    #14
    Incessant African Astronaut

    Originally posted by AngryIVer That detail is where you fucked up. We all know Shell left Fona after he flipped out on her for not having any weed.

    
    Someone’s been lurking rather hard
15. 2021-07-02 at 6:52 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    i hope he's okay :(
16. 2021-07-02 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #16
    AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]

    Originally posted by Incessant Someone’s been lurking rather hard

    
    I did a search to confirm whether or not Fona was dead. Instead I ended up falling down the Kr0z's death rabbit hole.
    
    Unfortunately Fona is still alive.
17. 2021-07-02 at 7:14 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by AngryIVer Unfortunately Fona is still alive.

    
    With all he's put us through these last few days, we should march right over there and make good on the so-called tragedy.