and now its time for some of that RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR

1. 2021-06-26 at 8:22 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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2. 2021-06-28 at 5:01 AM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
3. 2021-06-28 at 6:07 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I dont get it
   
   
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4. 2021-06-28 at 8:59 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Narc I dont get it
   
   
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   That's the beauty of RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR, you don't have to get it!
   
   RANDOM-ACCESS 1. (computing) type of storage access where arbitrary data can be accessed, as opposed to sequential access (q.v.). See also random-access memory.
   adj.
   
   HUMOR n.
   
   1. Something funny
   
   here are some examples of RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR jokes
   
   Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"
   "Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey."
   "Yellow Is a Mellow Color."
   "All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
   "I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a silly bucket."
   "I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
   "I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
   "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED."
5. 2021-06-28 at 9:24 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I hate those Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
   
   
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6. 2021-06-28 at 9:30 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I always used to finish my sentences, but now...
   
   
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7. 2021-06-28 at 9:30 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   When life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.
   
   
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8. 2021-06-28 at 9:56 AM UTC

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   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

   Originally posted by Narc I hate those Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
   
   
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   LOL
9. 2021-06-28 at 11:12 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Theres no "I" in denial.
   
   
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10. 2021-06-28 at 12:11 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ROBERT E REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
11. 2021-06-28 at 12:38 PM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    If life gives you lemons then you're probably really bad at telling shitty jokes.
    
    
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12. 2021-06-28 at 12:43 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]