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So I’m in hospital

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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Some right fit nurses in here

    Should be out soon might smash a new lego in though
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    Technologist victim of incest
    What’s up grylly? Hope you’re out soon💙
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Just having some X-rays and ultrasound but they’re so busy so I have stay over

    Hospital food is so shit
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Is it your penis? Grylly, what did you stick up there?
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    I got a pencil stuck up there and a dildo stuck in my bum
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    Technologist victim of incest
    Dayyyum!
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    Originally posted by Grylls Just having some X-rays and ultrasound but they’re so busy so I have stay over

    Hospital food is so shit

    free healthcare.

    free to wait.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny free healthcare.

    free to wait.

    Good healthcare too, I have my own luxury room with all tv channels and a porter was telling me my bed cost them £13,000 without the mattress

    I just got offered morphine too for some reason

    Why the fuck did I decline it
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    Originally posted by Grylls Good healthcare too, I have my own luxury room with all tv channels and a porter was telling me my bed cost them £13,000 without the mattress

    I just got offered morphine too for some reason

    Why the fuck did I decline it

    and yet they couldnt give you timely xrays and scans,

    ok ../.
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and yet they couldnt give you timely xrays and scans,

    ok ../.

    Busy hospital, esp with covid
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Ok
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Don’t wanna speak too soon but probably getting the all clear to go home tomorrow
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    cigreting Dark Matter
    wats £
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    WellHung Black Hole
    is it cancerous?
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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Originally posted by cigreting wats £

    $$$$$
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by POLECAT $$$$$

    This lil nigga knows

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    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    That voodoo must be working
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    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Because I’m filthy rich and just been sitting on my ass earning money from a hospital bed I might buy all the hot nurses flowers or chocolates for fix me up like robocop

    Nothing more satisfying than a pretty nurse wiping your ass for you
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