I wrote a game: Onitama

1. 2017-04-04 at 6:06 AM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Rematch.
2. 2017-04-04 at 6:07 AM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   How do i quickscope
3. 2017-04-04 at 6:09 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   is this your dargo: http://onitama.lannysport.net/game/37a158cc-8070-475c-95b1-523d6cc383b3 ?
4. 2017-04-04 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #44
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Dargo You left me with almost no pieces. Dick.

   
   You had AMPLE pieces. If you didn't so rudely gank my spot I would've won the game in no more than 3 moves. I had MASTERFULLY CRAFTED that board setup and was playing Lanyard like a fiddle based on my extensive knowledge of the particular move cards in play and their respective positions. Most anyone would've fucked it up, which you did. If you would've sat there like a good spectator you would've witnessed the true smoke and mirror deceptive strategic form of which the game is named after. Onitama. Maybe next time.
5. 2017-04-04 at 6:10 AM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny is this your dargo: http://onitama.lannysport.net/game/37a158cc-8070-475c-95b1-523d6cc383b3 ?

   
   Yeah.
6. 2017-04-04 at 6:12 AM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm connecting
7. 2017-04-04 at 6:13 AM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Fite me fuccbois
8. 2017-04-04 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #48
   

   Lanny Bird of Courage
   damn, that's gotta sting son
9. 2017-04-04 at 6:15 AM UTC

   #49
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Can you make it not so cringey? Make the pieces edgier looking than just regular computer chess pieces. Get some animation in there! Allow for chat and shit talking.
   
   I'm just kidding you did good other than the invisible piece issue.
10. 2017-04-04 at 6:16 AM UTC

    #50
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Whatever cuckboi is white in the 4th game, it's ur move
11. 2017-04-04 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #51
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FUCK!
    
    You win.
12. 2017-04-04 at 6:17 AM UTC

    #52
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Good effort but NO DICE!
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by mmQ Can you make it not so cringey? Make the pieces edgier looking than just regular computer chess pieces. Get some animation in there! Allow for chat and shit talking.
    
    I'm just kidding you did good other than the invisible piece issue.

    
    I do want to add chat. Animation doesn't seem like a bad idea either.
13. 2017-04-04 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #53
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Could you make it live update? And temp usernames, generated like Gfycat names.
14. 2017-04-04 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #54
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I honestly don't understand the game, i read the rules but the board seems to be disagreeing. So I'm hoping to sort of wing it.
15. 2017-04-04 at 6:20 AM UTC

    #55
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Go fuck yourself cat?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
16. 2017-04-04 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #56
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon I honestly don't understand the game, i read the rules but the board seems to be disagreeing. So I'm hoping to sort of wing it.

    
    You can only move where your two pieces tell you you can move. Then you pass the card to your opponent. It's that simple.
17. 2017-04-04 at 6:21 AM UTC

    #57
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    What do you mean live update? It should update when a move is made, although it sounds like it might not on phones for some reason.
    
    I do want to add usernames.
18. 2017-04-04 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #58
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ You can only move where your two pieces tell you you can move. Then you pass the card to your opponent. It's that simple.

    
    Ahhhh. I getcha.
19. 2017-04-04 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #59
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I was trying to select the animal pieces
20. 2017-04-04 at 6:24 AM UTC

    #60
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    whitey is getting rekt