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What would be your last meal?

  1. #1
    pEEpEEpOOpOO African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Salma Hayek
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #3
    A crab boil with generous portions
  4. #4
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    A pie with a file and a deathray
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  5. #5
    Did u know that the average human has between 5 to 20 pounds of toxic poop in they're body at any given time
  6. #6
    netstat African Astronaut
    The author of this post has returned to nothingness
  7. #7
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    cookies and gelato with a pack of strong cigarettes
  8. #8
    Originally posted by netstat just about to eat my last meal: chicken, rice and mixed vegetables

    What's your method?
  9. #9
    Pussy seems the obvious choice.
  10. #10
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Did u know that the average human has between 5 to 20 pounds of toxic poop in they're body at any given time

    I feel this is a good place for an infomercial for related product placement.
  11. #11
    Buckwheat
  12. #12
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I JUST WANT TO FUCK SOMETHING
  13. #13
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I JUST WANT TO FUCK SOMETHING

    Fuckwheat
  14. #14
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    I would order the entire value menu from Mac Donalds and Burger King, 16 watermelons, 4 buckets of KFC fried chicken ALL THIGH. 3 pies, apple, cherry and cocaine. A 2L bottle of Code Red Mountain Dew, A can of sprite, a bottle of Tabasco sauce, a head of lettuce, 16 pound of dark chocolate, caviar, truffles, a shrimp ring with cocktail sauce, non alcoholic beer and chewing gum and then I would refuse to eat it
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. #15
    STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    a carnitas burrito infused with pork adobo along with a shit ton of of rice and mashed avocado.
  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    22 authentic beef burritos smothered in queso dip and flaming hot cheetos
  17. #17
    A frozen meat bag of meat slicks
  18. #18
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 A frozen meat bag of meat slicks

    Packaged or un ?
  19. #19
    Originally posted by mmQ 22 authentic beef burritos smothered in queso dip and flaming hot cheetos

    That qualifies them as authentic?
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That qualifies them as authentic?

    No the fact that they were grown on trees in Mexico qualifies them as authentic.
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