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  1. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The guy who does our silk screening woke up on the mortuary slab. He'd had a massive heart attack and was deemed dead…2 or 3 hrs later he woke up on said mortuary slab. This happened about 5yrs ago.

    He told me the experience gave him a new lease on life, that he now lives his life as if it's his last day and cherishes every moment.

    I responded…dude you're a silk screener…is that what you call living life?

    what then is living life.
  2. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny what then is living life.

    Helping others, the poor and hungry, the downtrodden and disheveled, the unloved and unwashed.
  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kev they dont do that anymore, they remove your organs and temporarily embalm your body before the funeral and burial. so even if you were in some coma, the funeral preparation process would effectively kill you.

    Not true well @ least in the civilized USA. It's customer's option for embalming &/or leaving the body intact etc.
  4. They used to install a pull rope tied to a bell. People would walk by the graveyard and hear a bell chiming like mad and think it was a ghost and run.
  5. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    we all got a little pedo in all of us

    😉
  6. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    wuz it asian cp
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Helping others, the poor and hungry, the downtrodden and disheveled, the unloved and unwashed.

    u gay ?

    because those are.
  8. Originally posted by STER0S wuz it asian cp

    eurasian.
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny u gay ?

    Why?, you cruisin for some ass?
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Why?, you cruisin for some ass?

    no, because i seek philliantrophists.
  11. The only Phillip I know lives back in England.
  12. Same place pedo Prince Landrew lives.
  13. Andrew should have married Koo Stark when he had that chance instead of that Ginger monstrosity he ended up with..the Queen told him not too though because she'd done some soft porn...dumb fuck. I'd have been telling my mum to fuck orrfff


  14. too old.
  15. Well now she is..back then she wasn't.

    ETA: She was 24 he was 21..the little vixen.
  16. shes too old in those pictures.
  17. From this




    to this

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  18. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson From this




    to this


    she wasnt even pretty to begin with.
  19. Those are different people numpty

    From Koo Starkers to his monstrous wife Sarah Ferguson.

    Ferguson looks like fucking Quasimodo there...

    "IT was da bells dat made me defff"

  20. Kev Space Nigga
    vinny is right, she looked mediocre before and looks like ratface's mom now.
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