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Cristiano Ronaldo doesn't like ass-crack sugar water

  1. #1
    Donald Trump Black Hole

    The market value of soft drink giant Coca Cola dropped from $242bn to $238bn after the incident.

    In the latest example of famous personalities rocking the financial markets, Cristiano Ronaldo’s decision to remove two Coca-Cola bottles from a press conference table and shout “Agua” (water) prompted a sudden sell-off on the markets, dropping the drinks company’s share price from $56.10 to $55.22.

    "Be less white"
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    The market value of soft drink giant Coca Cola dropped from $242bn to $238bn after the incident.

    In the latest example of famous personalities rocking the financial markets, Cristiano Ronaldo’s decision to remove two Coca-Cola bottles from a press conference table and shout “Agua” (water) prompted a sudden sell-off on the markets, dropping the drinks company’s share price from $56.10 to $55.22.

    "Be less white"

    fake and pretenscious.
  3. #3
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny fake and pretenscious.

    Pepsi paid him

    Cola Wars is still on.
  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Well he's right, soda/cola are ass and shitty drinks.
  5. #5
    Originally posted by Solstice Well he's right, soda/cola are ass and shitty drinks.

    and he just found that out recently,

    ?
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