Mining for Bitcoins is a highly unintuitive, confusing thing to me..

1. 2021-06-16 at 4:41 PM UTC

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   WellHung Black Hole
   Folks, I don't like the idea of needing to remember a complicated password to access my money.
2. 2021-06-16 at 4:43 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Have you tried using a fortune III netherite pick?
3. 2021-06-16 at 4:47 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fortune III does not work on a Netherite Pickaxe
4. 2021-06-16 at 5:25 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fortune III does not work on a Netherite Pickaxe

   
   yeah it does???
   
   
   
   bro my block chain algorithm hash rate of the satoshi is routed through the darknet so whenever I download 1mb of RAM it unlocks my wallet and lets me mine all the coins I want from the nether. All you need to do is seed a Debian-based portable OS on your IP with a USB schtick, open up surfshark, TOR and hook it up to a gridseed. Watch the doge roll in!
   
   
5. 2021-06-16 at 5:26 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   its super easy you buy a bunch of expensive gpu's break them into little bits
   
   tech nerds like to elaborately troll talking about encrption and block change, but its really just about destroying gpus and selling the bits for coins
6. 2021-06-16 at 5:27 PM UTC

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   stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
   Has Jiggle Booty met his match?
7. 2021-06-16 at 5:28 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole
   Wait... have you encrypted your wallet???
8. 2021-06-16 at 5:33 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost yeah it does???

   
   WRONG
9. 2021-06-16 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Fortune can only work on ores that don't need smelting to get what they have. This means that it does not work on Netherite, iron, gold or bitcoin.
10. 2021-06-16 at 5:36 PM UTC

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    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Wait..is doge coin taking off? I'm new to this shit too like well-hung is
    
    
    I thought Elon just did that as a joke. Did it work
11. 2021-06-16 at 5:53 PM UTC

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    Ghost Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Fortune can only work on ores that don't need smelting to get what they have. This means that it does not work on Netherite, iron, gold or bitcoin.

    
    They actually changed how mining works so now iron and gold are affected by fortune just like bitcoin.
12. 2021-06-16 at 5:55 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Well powder my polyps and call me Penelope.