2021-06-12 at 3:45 PM UTC
Elliot: Herbert, you better get up. They're here.
Herbert: Who?
Elliot: The hookers I called. We're finally going to lose our virginity and we won't be incels anymore.
Hooker 1: Hey baby.
Hooker 2: Looking for a good time?
Elliot: Oh yeah.
Herbert: Ok, let's do it...
(The hookers take off their clothes and reveal they are trannies)
Elliot: NO! This isn't supposed to be how this happens!
Herbert: I'm outta here!
Hooker 1: You're still paying us.
Hooker 2: Yeah, for the entire hour!
Elliot: Never! Take this!
(Elliot takes out a knife and knifes hooker 1, then tackles hooker 2 and strangles him.)
Herbert: Damn! What are we going to do now?
Elliot: I guess there's only one thing we can do...
(Elliot grabs his laptop, exits out of the child porn windows and goes on 4chan. He writes "I hate niggers and I will kill bitches for being whores" on an incel forum.)
Herbert: Gee Elliot, do you really mean that? They can trace your IP.
Elliot: By the time they do, we'll have a stack of whores and niggers piled high.
(The two incels drive into a mall parking lot and load their guns.)
Elliot: Here we come, niggers!
Herbert: Yeah! Stupid sluts!
(Elliot slams on the gas pedal and runs over two women walking in the parking lot)
Elliot: Oops. Sorry!
(He gets out of the car and kneels down)
Elliot: Are you okay?
Woman 1: Y-You hit me! Stupid asshole!
Elliot: Then you're really gonna hate this. Hey Herb!
(Herbert shoots both women, finishing them off. People are screaming)
Black guy: Daaaaaamn! Fuck!
Elliot: Oh, hey there. Black lives matter, right?
Herbert: Take this, nigger!
(Herbert tries to fire another shot but the gun jams.)
Black guy: Now's my chance!
(The black guy tackles Elliot, taking his gun and shooting Herb. He then grabs Elliot's head and breaks it through the driver's window of the car.)
Cop: Oh my God! This nigger is killing white people! Put your hands up!
Black guy: Easy, man, if you could just -
(The cop does not hesitate in shooting and killing the black guy)
That night, there is a news report
Reporter: A black guy with a gun attacked and killed 4 people. The end.
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2021-06-12 at 3:54 PM UTC
needs more character development.
2021-06-12 at 4:03 PM UTC
Later, on YouTube documentary by Vice...
Elliot's dad: He was a troubled young man. He had not come to terms with his sexuality.
Vice: What about black lives matter?
Elliot's dad: I agree.
Vice: Do you miss your son?
Elliot's dad: (Thinking) We all miss him, and remember the good times.
(A video is made in response by an angry black woman)
Black woman: I am a professor at a community college and it's time black people rise up and kill white men!
(Several comments are left on the video)
Anime avatar guy: Thats racist you are racist
Brony guy: NOBODY EVER; NOBODY EVER IN HISTORY; ME; That is racist
Incel guy: I hate slusts and whroes
(A video is created to address the controversy of Elliot and Herb)
Vice: The african american man who died's name is Johnny Washington and he was just defending himself.
Anonymous: I saw Elliot's post on incel forum on 4chan. It's true.
Vice: Elliot and Herb knifed one transgender person and strangled another that same day.
Tranny: Yeah! The trans community is under attack by these hateful white men.
(That night, the 4chan incel forums are on fire with angry otakumen)
Otakuman1: The anime child porn isn't doing it for me anymore, guys. I need to rape some sluts.
Otakuman2: Let's do it!
(They exchange information and meet up at a gay bar)
Roger: Nice to finally meet you. A man of intellect.
Fred: Yes. Let's do this.
Roger: I have a fursuit we can use to draw in children.
Fred: Shit, you didn't tell me you were a furry! I am too!
(The furry rapist otakumen don their fursuits and head over to the nearest playground)
Roger: Hey kid! I'm a wolf! Like my costume?
Child: My mom says not to talk to strangers.
Fred: We're not strangers! I'm a raccoon, see?
Kid's mom: You nasty perverts get away!
(The furry rapists attack the mother of the child and rape her at the playground in front of her son)
That night, there is a video uploaded on Vice News Network's Youtube
Vice Reporter: Furries are perfectly harmless and just expressing their sexuality.
2021-06-12 at 4:04 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
lol motherfuckas be wild and shit.
2021-06-12 at 4:18 PM UTC
The irony is you’re like the spergiest nigger ever and probably more likely than anyone here to be driven to spree killing by Candy being here desperately seeking a BWC in those jowls of hers.
2021-06-12 at 4:20 PM UTC
Originally posted by Cowboy2013
The irony is you’re like the spergiest nigger ever and probably more likely than anyone here to be driven to spree killing by Candy being here desperately seeking a BWC in those jowls of hers.
gtfo you new ass bitch. You don't know shit about me. I ain't no sperg and you're probably some rapeman from Texas.
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2021-06-13 at 4:57 PM UTC
who the fuck is that creepy pedo lookin ass?
2021-06-13 at 5:06 PM UTC
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
i mean that its confusing when you hewr of girls doing crazy or perverted shit or whatever and youre like dwmm why didnt they come to me or get on my dick ya know? like u feel or see the same thing in females coming out in diff ways or being revealed and everyone alwqys wants to blame some guy but sometimes they cant ya know? yet im still here with a limp dick.
