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  1. How come they're not all exactly the same?
  2. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ How come they're not all exactly the same?

    Because ur mother fucks niggers.
  3. Originally posted by CandyRein He loves me the opposite of how you love children ….legally and genuinely

    thats only because you no longer qualify for illegal loves.
  4. Originally posted by Chairman Takeshi Kaga

    whats the "youngest" age these fleshlights come in.
  5. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny whats the "youngest" age these fleshlights come in.

    Just squiiz it to fit ur rice grain microcock bro
  6. G African Astronaut
    Waiting for the Noah-like monsoon deluge to stop, so I can run errands.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Waiting for the Noah-like monsoon deluge to stop, so I can run errands.

  8. *Google's natural water reservoir on head*
  9. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ

    2.8 inches in 1.5 hours on already saturated ground.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G 2.8 inches in 1.5 hours on already saturated ground.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  11. You need a hat that collects drinking water.
  12. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You need a hat that collects drinking water.

    I found the perfect one.

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  13. WellHung Black Hole
    digging a fencepost-sized hole.
  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Complaining online to people that have zero ability to help fix the thing im complaining about.
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  15. WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Complaining online to people that have zero ability to help fix the thing im complaining about.

    But we can help fix your reaction to/processing of the stimulus.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by WellHung But we can help fix your reaction to/processing of the stimulus.

    Its ok. My complaint is valid and doesn't really need processing. I just wanted someone to agree with me and shake their fist in the air in unity, and I got it. I'm good now.
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  17. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I found the perfect one.


    Clearly a Joo's hat, miserly even with water lol.

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  18. Chairman Takeshi Kaga African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Its ok. My complaint is valid and doesn't really need processing. I just wanted someone to agree with me and shake their fist in the air in unity, and I got it. I'm good now.

    I love you
  19. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Watching this morning east coast eclipse in YouTube

    Ontario Canada and NYC had the best view atop WTC 1 or Skinny Apartment Rooftops high up
  20. Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
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