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  1. #1
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Folx, she said she has no business jumping into another relationship so soon.
    Also, she didn't want to tell her husband.
    Well, I guess that's that.
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  2. #2
    WellHung Black Hole
    Translation- You were bad in bed.
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  3. #3
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Fucking ridiculous that you would consider some bitch with skeet trophys already
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  4. #4
    blaster master victim of incest
  5. #5
    G African Astronaut
    Best thing for him would be to fly solo,stack chips & work on himself. Seems he needs a "mommy" to hold his hand though ?!
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  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    She conflicted

    She dunno what DAT dick did

    But now she addicted

    2 gettin down wit da sickness

    10 q dis wuz ma Spokane werd po tree
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  7. #7
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by Sudo She conflicted

    She dunno what DAT dick did

    But now she addicted

    2 gettin down wit da sickness

    10 q dis wuz ma Spokane werd po tree

    I reached a high score for pussy this week.
    I have no cum at all.
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  8. #8
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You don't need a woman right now. You finally broke that shackle and you're so eager to put it back on? It's not like Chell was putting out for you, either.
  9. #9
    cigreting Dark Matter
    This kids gotta be a troll
    Nobody can be this dumb
  10. #10
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy Folx, she said she has no business jumping into another relationship so soon.
    Also, she didn't want to tell her husband.
    Well, I guess that's that.

    ur a cuck

    Originally posted by cigreting This kids gotta be a troll
    Nobody can be this dumb



    Originally posted by cigreting This kids gotta be a troll
    Nobody can be this dumb

    a cuck
  11. #11
    blaster master victim of incest
  12. #12
    Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    "What im getting to, is when two wage slaves like fona and shell combine their earnings and shack up it affords them much more purchasing power together than apart."

    But is that an excuse for them to spurge or spend beyond their means like buying two cars for one person or each?
  13. #13
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Not collecting your 4k and on that plane to Vegas yet?

    Do it before official summer starts n you be placed in last order. Download Uber and lift now, to do a background started
  14. #14
    Took the two birds in the bush, instead of the one in the hand.

    "A Tail of Two Birds".
  15. #15
    Remember you'll have to pay a penalty on cashing out your 401k, and the tax...you'll end up with $26.
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  16. #16
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFLICTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    I don't wanna do my dishes right now but I should.
  17. #17
    WellHung Black Hole
    Convergence vs divergence
  18. #18
    Originally posted by mmQ I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFLICTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    I don't wanna do my dishes right now but I should.

    Call the pros at Skip the Dishes and they'll take it from there.
  19. #19
    G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CONFLICTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    I don't wanna do my dishes right now but I should.

    Paper plates >
  20. #20
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Paper plates >

    Yeah these are pots and pans and shit. It's literally probably 10 minutes of work total im just being a foofoo.
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