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I honestly have been thinking of Joining Scientology

  1. #21
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Ghost Pope Propanol has some words of wisdom




    Originally posted by Xlite I can't even watch 10 seconds of that.

    You have to huff raid with him first i guess
  2. #22
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Yeah don't worry i got it. All u gotta do is turn up the speed to 2, that makes it manageable to some extent.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. #23
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Give me three reasons why I should not.

    1 their beliefs are twice as retarded as traditional religions
    2 they bugger more children than the catholic church
    3 charles manson of all people left the church because they were "too crazy"

    think about that last one for a minute. they are lunatics even by CHARLES MANSONS standards.
  4. #24
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I take meds that they say is evil.

    I dont have a problem with them. I heard stories like the lady who died because no one got her aid or one person suggesting she had a panic attack and stroked out, hit her head.

    Another one is you have to spend 2 years cleaning a boat with your toothbrush. I dont have 2 years to waste in my mid 50s let one at camp of the open seas let alone using my toothbrush with a can of comet
  5. #25
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Another one is you have to spend 2 years cleaning a boat with your toothbrush. I dont have 2 years to waste in my mid 50s let one at camp of the open seas let alone using my toothbrush with a can of comet

    Just start by practicing on your teeth so people stop thinking you are British.
  6. #26
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just start by practicing on your teeth so people stop thinking you are British.

    My teeth are FUCKKKED but Im getting them repaired one at a time.

    it might last some years. better to have your own roots or your skull around the chin bone will start looking like a meth head. so I decided 50k too much. im paying about 1/6th that
  7. #27
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I take meds that they say is evil.

    I dont have a problem with them. I heard stories like the lady who died because no one got her aid or one person suggesting she had a panic attack and stroked out, hit her head.

    Another one is you have to spend 2 years cleaning a boat with your toothbrush. I dont have 2 years to waste in my mid 50s let one at camp of the open seas let alone using my toothbrush with a can of comet

    take cough medicine instead
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Give me three reasons why I should not.

    You absolutely should join, you'd fit right in with those weirdos.
  9. #29
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Solstice You absolutely should join, you'd fit right in with those weirdos.

    Yes. Because I don't want to live all by myself. Anymore

  10. #30
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    nobody here knows what the fuck scientology is. you'll find out soon though.
  11. #31
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian nobody here knows what the fuck scientology is. you'll find out soon though.

    DuWut
  12. #32
    WellHung Black Hole
    He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
  13. #33
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    I think yung blood trying to tell us he represent'n Scientology and it kind of sounded DUN DUNDUN threatening.

    the Scientologist should know totse loved to harass them in the day. and even recorded calls back in the 1990s as apart of the anti-religious segment they did. like that Preacher dude. Bill or whatever his name was. them calling in his show in Richmond Cali.

    people on totse were mean bastards. fucking hell. but Scientology was their main target for a long time. I told them back then, hey.. let them be. they're into whatever it is they do. let it be their thing. but they tried to gang up on me and tell me "look fucker, they are known to harass people for years who signed a contract and if you argue with them, they get their attorneys to threaten to sue you" shit like this.

    not verbatim but close enough. but I give no shits to anyone anymore. so fuck the whole world.
  14. #34
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Only eric knows what im talkn bout

  15. #35
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    i am anti scientologist
  16. #36
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian nobody here knows what the fuck scientology is. you'll find out soon though.



    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian i am anti scientologist

    then your first statement seems to argue itself. you said it like you were and that we were all going to be sorry for not knowing and soon we will find out
  17. #37
    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready we were all going to be sorry for not knowing and soon we will find out

    this part is true
  18. #38
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Uh oh, Lanny get your attorneys ready. Someone said something Scientology didnt like. Protect your bank account
  19. #39
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian nobody here knows what the fuck scientology is. you'll find out soon though.

    Something about worshiping aliens who live in volcanoes isn't it?
  20. #40
    Kev Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I think yung blood trying to tell us he represent'n Scientology and it kind of sounded DUN DUNDUN threatening.

    the Scientologist should know totse loved to harass them in the day. and even recorded calls back in the 1990s as apart of the anti-religious segment they did. like that Preacher dude. Bill or whatever his name was. them calling in his show in Richmond Cali.

    people on totse were mean bastards. fucking hell. but Scientology was their main target for a long time. I told them back then, hey.. let them be. they're into whatever it is they do. let it be their thing. but they tried to gang up on me and tell me "look fucker, they are known to harass people for years who signed a contract and if you argue with them, they get their attorneys to threaten to sue you" shit like this.

    not verbatim but close enough. but I give no shits to anyone anymore. so fuck the whole world.

    lol bill keller was such a little crybaby bitch, trying to sue totse and shit, then suing youtube for broadcasting his humiliated faggot ass.

    cant believe out of all things that totse almost closed because of a FUCKING TELEVANGELIST

    christ
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